It’s Tuesday, it’s sunny outside and I’m feeling productive. So in the spirit of efficiency, I’m just going to get started on these newest stories about trouble in Brangelinadise. Today’s tale? The couple haven’t been photographed together in twenty-one days and Brad’s a drunk.
Daily Mail, the people who truly can fashion a feature story out of the tiniest shred of information, tells the story of Angelina’s dismay about Brad’s drinking and slovenly ways. The summary: Angelina came home from a long day of filming her movie, Salt. She was upset to discover Brad passed out in bed. He drank beer and watched movies all day, while the kids were on a separate floor of the house, giving the nannies hell. Jolie reportedly went all sorts of nuts shaking Brad, trying to wake him up.
Listen, I seriously wonder if Daily Mail writers don’t just sit around munching on scones, make up a bunch of shit, and call it a staff meeting. It’s so obvious that this never happened. I mean, Angelina having enough strength, energy or body weight to shake someone? Madness, I say!
HAHA! Funny post Wendie!
great post…needed a laugh. now can someone come wake me up, I’m asleep at the office. oh, I know, send Angelina…..
you’re funny, wendie!
Am I the only person who thinks Brad should just spend all his time either naked or fucking something? I mean seriously, why waste time getting drunk and passing out when you’re Brad Pitt.
Daily Mail needs to get their act together.
By the way, I love the phrase “Brangelinadise.”
Nope… you are not alone… I too wish brad was always naked and fucking something…. namely me! ;)
Aniston must be wetting herself over this.
oh good god, another breakup? i know that eventually brad will get tired of all the kids and all the bullshit and dumbshit that angelina does, but not right now. not while the kiddies are still small, he will wait till they are older so he wont look so bad. and then i hope that he ends up alone and miserable! lololol, i know that wont happen but i can dream cant i? no i am no longer on team aniston, after she dated that peice of shit john mayer who could be?
it’s weird. I heard some fathers actually like their children, and want to be around them.
I guess I’ve been duped. I was planning my wedding to Brad already. Haven’t they split yet? With all the talk of splitting I would think they’d split just to stop all the BS talk about them splitting.
Oh and since I’m new to this and YES I read the guide to commenting I have a question, well actually 2.
What is the Dave Matthews Band?
Is it OK to ridicule republican posters, in a non-racial and otherwise hateful way?
Quick, tell Aniston!
HA! usually i’m not down with all the aniston hating, but that was really funny.
WHO IS STUPPID TO BELIEVED THIS CREATED STORY? ANGIE VERY BUSY WITH FILM “SALT” BRAD STAY HOME TAKING CARE OF 1/2 DOZEN CHILDREN. WHO POST THIS UGLY NEW?DID THEY HIDDING UNDER BRAD AND ANGIE BED? STUPPID NEWS. OR STUPPID, JEALOUS CHINNIFER MANLESTON’S ASSISTANTS OR FANS CREATED STORY?