Hard to believe it’s that time of the month again, but like breaking open a new pack of Yaz, it’s time for March’s installment of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox broke up.
I don’t really have the energy to come with a new and creative way to spoon this information out to you all, so can we just get this over with? God, this feels like the goodbye sex you never want to have. Like, where you’re totally over the dude but you feel obligated to give him the Sayonarascrew.
She moved out. He’s devastated and crying. They’ll be back together before this moon phase is over. The end.
Sheeeeet I need to put on my “bitch please” glasses to read this crap.
Color my ass not giving a f*ck!
What a pair of annoying twats.
“Sayonarascrew”
Wendie, you rock my world!
That was my favorite part!
I always thought BAG was a redhead.
Maybe I am imagining things.
that’s seth green, ya know, dr. evil’s son!
i’ll volunteer myself to keep him company.
Maybe he’s secretly gay?
i second that*
Mine was kind of like a secret hope, but I’ll run with your agreement.
she is TOO GORGEOUS FOR WORDS!
i always kinda thought she has a bitch face. like someone who just looks like a bitch.
Maybe she just watched some 90210 and came to her senses. I just watched the “Spring Dance” episode of the 1st season of 90210. B.A.G. in the dance-off scene is one of the most cringe-inducing moments in TV history.
I think you’re fab, Wendie, always have, even though I never comment…but this one made me laugh out loud. You go, girl. These two are just pathetic. It wouldn’t be so bad if we CARED about them … but sheesh.
fox looks hot in glasses
hehe love the word “sayonarascrew” it’s definitely going into my fav’ words list!
Sayonara Screw! Priceless!
I think BAG is packing….
Easy on the eyes too….
Can u blame Megan?????