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Guess What Time It Is, Kids


Hard to believe it’s that time of the month again, but like breaking open a new pack of Yaz, it’s time for March’s installment of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox broke up.

I don’t really have the energy to come with a new and creative way to spoon this information out to you all, so can we just get this over with?  God, this feels like the goodbye sex you never want to have.  Like, where you’re totally over the dude but you feel obligated to give him the Sayonarascrew.

She moved out.  He’s devastated and crying.  They’ll be back together before this moon phase is over.  The end.

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