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Seth Rogen and Reese Witherspoon at the Monsters vs. Aliens Premiere

Sunday’s Monsters vs Aliens premiere was a veritable who’s who of people you’re not supposed to be attracted to, but probably are.
There were a few who walked the red (or rather, blue) carpet that would be considered mainstream-acceptably hot (Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon). But there were just as many celebrities about whom many of you have probably had the occasional raunchy dream, but were too embarrassed to tell anyone. I can tell you from my own dreams that Seth Rogen is very gentle and Hugh Laurie’s beard tickles. Rainn Wilson and Jack Black are on a few of your lists, I’m sure. Hell, maybe some of you are even attracted to that big, blue, animated blob.

Personally,  I love Reese’s dress. But I can also see how some people would think it looks like scraps of Christmas wrapping paper sewn together.

March 22, 2009 at 6:50 pm by Kelly

29 Responses to “Monsters vs. Aliens Premiere”

  1. briana says:

    wait wait wait… who the eff is kelly? I mean I know that I didnt get on yesterday but I had no idea there was going to be a new writer… what happened to Soleil?

  2. briana says:

    oh im not trying to be a bit btw. I just dont like change so much after I have been driving in a car for the last 12 hours (when it should have taken 4)- anyways now that the shock has worn off- I am loving the new posts!

  3. Abbi says:

    Heheheheheheh how do you know my dreams?
    I told my fiance that i thought seth rogen was hot (we were just talking about comedians) and he was like no seth rogen is the fat guy.. and i was like he’s NOT fat and I KNOW who seth rogen is. And he continued to try to convince me that i did not know who I was talking about. One of our first dates was to see knocked up right when it came out…

  4. Kevinisstupid says:

    Whoaaaa. That one guy is HUGE. He’s really blown up. I don’t know his name… from Superbad.

  5. Kris says:

    Hi Kelly, writing in just to say that I loved the posts this weekend (the sheer number as well as the quality, nice! as opposed to the last few weeks).

  6. meg says:

    Dude, Reese looks smokin’ hot here. I loved these pics, so many cute gentlemen, aka Seth Rogen. How adorable is his outfit??

  7. Brian says:

    Reese has some NICE legs…. whoa momma.

  8. just me says:

    Reese has skinny legs and knobby knees!

  9. Emily says:

    Awesome post Kelly. One favor I have to ask you for though. On the extra pictures you add, could you please add the names of the people in the pictures? Thank you!

  10. Merc says:

    Jack Black? Really Kelly? I thought I loved ya, but I’m not so sure now…

    Sure, making love to Jack would be great. You’d just have to hold his jelly belly with one hand while trying to reach deep in there and finding his dick somewhere with the other. But ya know, it’d be great.

  11. Jo says:

    Jack Black: totally on my list.

    Kelly, I love you already.

  12. Brooke says:

    Reese can do no wrong, love the woman.

  13. Erin says:

    Someone needs to take Seth Rogan’s pants up.

  14. Tracy says:

    Love Reese!

    And Seth Rogen is looking delish.

  15. Laura says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Seth Rogen is melting away?

  16. mia says:

    it’s good to know that I’m not the only one who appreciates seth rogen unconventionel kind of hotness.

    oh, and I really liked your posts so far, kelly!

  17. Sarah says:

    Love Reese’s dress; love Reese’s legs. Seth, meh.

  18. Jeremy says:

    Paul Rudd is soooo hot.

  19. lolly says:

    reese looks perfect as always. love her.

  20. Chuck says:

    Seth Rogen’s head looks WAY out of proportion to the rest of his body.
    Is it because he lost all that weight? Does the head stay big if you lose a ton of blubber?

  21. arp arp says:

    There seems to be no connection between the two. Their just STANDING there. They don’t even seem to be acknowledging that the other is there.

  22. Maria says:

    That’s all very nice and uninteresting, BUT WHERE WAS STEPHEN COLBERT?

  23. rachael says:

    turned on by Seth Rogan and proud!!!!!!!!!!! he has the cutest smile and sexy eyes.

  24. j says:

    oh my god that dress reese is wearing is heaven.. wow i haven’t seen a better dress than that in years. love the green, the sheer, and the texture..
    does anyone know who she’s wearing?

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