Leann Rimes and her Lifetime movie co-star Eddie Cibrian seemed to hit it off right from the start. The Northern Lights director, Mike Robe, said, “From the moment we rehearsed, LeAnn and Eddie honestly developed a really strong bond and a warm relationship.” Apparently, a really warm relationship.
On March 7th, Rimes and Cibrian, both married to other people, were caught on security video kissing at Mosun and Club M in Laguna Beach. Like, kissing at their table. Also, on March 14th, they spent three hours in a room at the Malibu Beach Inn. Obviously, these people have no idea how to have an affair. Don’t they know that it’s all about heavy petting at the cemetery in your car? Le sigh.
Anyway, no word on what the spouses think, but the pics I found of Leann at Lady GaGa’s concert on March 13th, all show her with no husband and her wedding ring hand shoved in her pocket. We all know what hidden hands mean: secret engagement, secret split or “I like to fondle myself.”
What is it about these fucking Lifetime movie sets? Do they just slip roofies into every beverage available at the crafts service table? This is the work of Tori Spelling, I tell you. She was married and filming one of those horrible Lifetime movies when she met and fell in love with her otherwise betrothed co-star too.
From now on, when Hollywood marriages break up in lieu of on-set hook-ups, I’m saying, “Oh, that marriage so got Toried.”