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In Honor Of The Day, My Husband Was Named ‘Sexiest Irishman’


I can’t believe he didn’t tell me!  I am sure he just wanted to surprise me with the news, but my husband Pierce Brosnan was named ‘Sexiest Irishman’ in a YouGov survey.

So, you know the sick kid I mentioned?  Some say she’s my daughter but now I’m just calling her “Betrayer.”  While I was fixated on my Pierce porn, and really…that is a great name for a porn star, Betrayer informed me that not only was Brosnan not my husband, but that the wife he hired for photo-ops, since I shun the spotlight, was prettier than me.  Now, I’m not even in Keely Shaye-Smith’s league?

I have to sign off for awhile and do some boarding school research.  Back soon.

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  • not going to read the survey
    isn’t Colin Farrell Irish?
    I’d vote for him
    sexy in a man means rowdy
    at least for me

  • I totally read the headline as ‘Sexist Irishman’, and i wondered who would bother pointing one out?

  • AND!

    dammit if he ain’t 10 times finer than when he was ‘Remington Steel’

    (yes, i’m that old)

    but really what makes him so damn sexy…

    is his loyalty and devotion to his wife…who isn’t a ‘Hollywood size-0’

    now THAT’S hot!

  • i just looove those two!
    thats actually true love…i mean, can you imagine how many 19 yr old girls must be willing to show this man their boobies? (i know i’m one of them)

  • he is a wonderfull actor, a nice human being, offcource stylish too…
    simply, the great!! cheers..