Now that there’s no warrant for her arrest pending, Lindsay Lohan apparently felt it safe to slip out of Sam Ronson’s house — where she’s been hiding since Saturday — and head out to her DUI class in Glendale. But, man, she’d almost be safer in jail than with those hordes of paparazzi. This is total insanity.
“You would think it was President Obama in there,” said an onlooker. “The security guards were decked out in black suits, earpieces, sunglasses. They looked like secret service.”
Lindsay’s attending her DUI classes at a place called Right On Programs, whose website is totally awesome (JK, JK — Lindsay Lohan could have done a better job of programming that shit while in a drunken blackout). They offer an “alternative” to 12-step programs and claim that the “positive non-judgemental approach of the meetings does not label anyone as ‘alcoholic’ or ‘addict’ but rather promotes the concept that life works better for anyone without alcohol or other drugs.” Yeah, that’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan needs: More people telling her ass that she’s not an addict. This’ll end well.