Mar 16, 2009 at 07:39 pm by Evil Beet

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The vags are a-poppin’ lately.

Up now: Carson Daly, whose vagina excreted a healthy baby boy, named Jackson James Daly, on Sunday night.

Oh, wait, I’m just now getting word that Carson Daly’s vagina has a penis coming out of it and is therefore not equipped for childbirth. The baby was actually borne by his longtime girlfriend, Siri Pinter.

Congrats to the happy couple!

4 Responses to “And More Babies!”

  1. Elisabeth says:

    I remember when Carson Daly was kind of cute. *sigh*

  2. thatLisa says:

    why is he manorexic?

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