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What Would I Do Without My Mischa Barton Blog Updates?

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Mischa is back to blogging and this time, it’s to give us all the latest status on her relationship with Luke Pritchard.

I’m sure you guys are all going to hear about it soon enough so I just wanted to tell you what is real first — I broke up with Luke when I got to London. Things just didn’t feel quite right. There was no cheating or anything terrible, the bad just started to outweigh the good and a long distance relationship is never an easy thing to do.

I hope that the press will show some respect in the near future as we both find it very difficult to deal with a lot of attention or speculation from the media.  I think Luke is a great guy, but the type better suited as a friend. We have a surprising amount of mutual friends in England and I don’t regret our time together, I just couldn’t keep it going.

There is no bitterness between us…that I know of (sorry, I had to joke!).  If there ever is a case of two people staying friends I’m sure it will be the case with us — our personalities are very good for that.

I’m so glad she let us know what is going on…I’ve been wondering.  I don’t know how the mainstream media hasn’t swarmed down on this breaking story like a posse of locusts; why hasn’t there been a special report interruption breaking into my favorite television shows?  I love how she prates on about how difficult it is to deal with attention and speculation yet took to her blog to basically let us know that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was a lousy lay.  Her privacy is so important to her.

“Things just didn’t feel quite right,” divided by “I think Luke is a great guy, but the type better suited as a friend,” plus “I don’t regret our time together, I just couldn’t keep it going,” multiplied by “If there ever is a case of two people staying friends I’m sure it will be the case with us–our personalities are very good for that,” equals Missionary Minute Man Who Won’t Go Down.  I promise you that.

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  • Wendie, that last paragraph was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site. Comedy gold.

  • “I hope that the press will show some respect in the near future as we both find it very difficult to deal with a lot of attention or speculation from the media. “

    What attention and speculation? I didn’t know (nor care) that she was dating anyone and now she hopes the media gives her space? That made me laugh.

  • Please, there isn’t a guy out there, whether he likes oral sex or not, that wouldn’t go down on Mischa Barton.

    If a guy won’t go down on you it’s because he doesn’t like you that much or doesn’t think you are worth the effort.

    • Or you have punane smell.

      (high five no punane smell!)

      excuse the chick flick reference.

  • luke pritchard
    is from the kooks who are a british band
    they are quite well known over here

    gahh im glad mischas not good

  • Mischa looks like a very attractive, very stoned, very mentally-disabled individual in this picture.

  • How embarrassing! Someone needs to tell her that nobody cares and she’s making a fool of herself by oversharing like that.

  • “Missionary Minute Man” – could be – But isn’t it also possible that this Luke guy has a big old size fourteen (like Beet’s gold medal boy) and Mischa’s tender little cunt could not take the fucking pounding? Sometimes this blog needs a point of view from someone with a pair of balls.

  • did i read that right she doesn’t have many mutural friends in london, so she likes a lot of people but they don’t like her back?! ouchy wouchy.

  • Just wanted to say that I read your blog quite frequently and I’m always amazed at some of the stuff people post here. But keep up the good work, it’s always interesting.
    See ya,