Yes, it’s true. We’ve all been waiting for this, and now the time has come. The video of Octo-mom giving birth is on the market for some obscene seven-digit figure. Now, you think a standard birthing video is sick? Just wait until you see c-section footage with eight babies being yanked out of Nadya Suleman’s octomen.
Now, listen. If there is some multi-millionaire out there who has the bucks to buy this sin against all that is sane in the world, can you please take the million bucks and buy a house for these kids instead? Maybe part of the purchase agreement could include an immediate destroying of the video and all copies.