Feb 19, 2009 at 07:12 am by Wendie

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Palmonella Anderson walks squats the runway of designer Richie Rich’s show.

I’ve told her a million times, do not swallow the condom.  It does no good for your innards.

I’d like to issue a blanket apology to the west coasters and, really, all readers in other time zones who possibly read Evil Beet whilst enjoying their breakfast.  No one should have to navigate their oatmeal while being subjected to this, but think of all the calories I just saved you.

32 Responses to “Pamela Anderson’s Chronic Constipation Resolves Itself During Fashion Week”

  1. Koko says:

    She’s another woman that can’t age gracefully. #1 offender = Madonna.

  2. Sharon says:

    Oh my holy crap, Wendie! That was an amazing title for this photo!

  3. Shan says:

    Rode hard and put away wet. She needs to start wearing clothes. “GAG”

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’ve never thought I’d say this but she looks sort of chubby here.

    ~LIA~

  5. Valentine says:

    LOL – Great writing, Wendie.

  6. v says:

    lovely post wendie!! i love your writing style

  7. Erin says:

    Wow…she is not even remotely attractive anymore. Sad…

    • versace says:

      she was…about 20 years ago.. isnt she in her late 40s? its like watching your mum trying to live in her 20…really sad stuff.

  8. Anonymous says:

    O-M-GAWD, Wendie. I was having bfast. Did you double up on the bitterness pills this morn?! So gross.

  9. Jennifer says:

    She just looks like a dirty old hooker. Gross. Her kids must be horrified to have such a pig for a mother.

  10. Nora says:

    Pam, Melanie Griffith and Suzanne Somers should rent an apartment together.

  11. ADru says:

    Palmonella, hah!

  12. cubsfan says:

    Oh…here we go again with the jealous haters. Once again as I have stated in previous posts…there is not one man in America that would turn down the opportunity to bang the hell out of her and then call all his buddies after he promised not to tell. Although I must admit that I would do some serious quality assurance testing on my condom before diving in.

  13. Jerry says:

    She is still hot…

  14. Sprayin' Lead says:

    Holy shit, at first I thought it was Jessica Simpson I was looking at…..

  15. bottomless says:

    If she would just wear clothes like a normal person, she would be ok. The sexy schtick works when your 20; not so well when you are 40. She used to be so pretty, now even though she doesn’t look that bad, I just feel sorry for her :(

  16. geminijem says:

    OMG, priceless post! LUV it! I laughed so hard I spit my precious wine out and had to wipe my screen off with my sleeve! Thanks Wendie!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Has she always been so short? Dang she looks tiny.

  18. just me says:

    She is STILL hot!!

  19. Evil Overlord says:

    Nothing the Evil One enjoys more than seeing someone who’s kinda famous poppin’ a runway squat! More Beet…More!

  20. Sammy says:

    Fucktards.

  21. Rose says:

    She is not aging gracefully but all that makeup she wears…kinda helps but damn! she is fugly

  22. mark says:

    If I had one beer for every time I “jacked off” to her and Tommy’s video I could stay drunk for a month. I still love her and always will.

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