So, the other night Paula Abdul hosted “An Evening With Jimmy Demers” in Hollywood. Simon Cowell’s ex, Terri Seymour, was there to support.
When I looked at this picture, my initial question was, “Why does Paula Abdul have a man hand growing out of her shoulder? And why is it cupping Terri’s tit?” The entire awkward body and limb placement was almost enough to distract me from Paula’s massive camel toe. Camel toe is too mild a phrase; she has an ass on her snatch. An ass twat, if you will. I almost overlooked Paula’s gargantuan ass twat. I promise you though, I’ll never let that happen again.