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I Told You Linds Would Pitch A Fit Over Whackadaddy’s Blog


Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!

And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxson (Who is the mastermind behind some of the best stories/blogs out there.), I have to say that when it comes to my innocent children, who are at risk and have nothing to do with the situation at hand, I have to respect their request.

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”
Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!

I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.

As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive, or negative, I have learned a lot from all of you.
Be Blessed!!!!

First of all, I don’t appreciate Michael Lohan addressing my knockers.  Offensive and inappropriate, okay?

As for the rest, don’t worry.  If this goes anything like his last truce, we can expect full-fledged rantings again within the next couple weeks.  A couple of other thoughts:

Does anyone else find it odd that the mysterious texting friend writes in the exact same style of sentence structure as Michael?  I wonder who he/she could be?  The poor comma usage is a clear indication that it was either written by him or me.

Michael mentions Jonathan Jaxson; that’s his publicist.  I feel confident Jaxson is making sure that Michael never takes a penny from his blog or for anything else he ever did for any of his children.  After all, isn’t that the purpose of a publicist?

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  • Yeah, he has NO problem at all with sexual preference… including that of – how did he put it? – SaMANtha.

    Tosser of epic proportions.

  • The only non-hollywood/normal looking people in that pic are the two brothers and the dad (not saying they are normal, clearly they all have issues mentally) although the oldest brothers eyebrows are a bit scary. The sisters look like strung out crack hoes, the younger sister, dispite being shorter, actually looks older than Lindsay. What a screwed up family.

  • Ok, I’m taking a closer look at that picture and that guy actually looks a LOT like my dad… except for the fact that my dad isn’t an asshole. But still, it’s creepy…

  • you know, I kind of understand what he’s saying about putting ourselves in his shoes.

    *he’s still an asshole, but w/e

  • “And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children.”

    He is such a nutter. I am a doubter but im not sure if i am a knocker. I have knockers. I have like four knockers and a set of Titties too.
    Is he addressing the boobs of the world? Breasticles or morons?
    Titties or simpletons.
    This long island mother fucker is confusing me!

  • Who the hell cares. Lindsay Lohan isn’t even relevant any more. She went from crappy actress to Hollywood personality… if Hollywood Squares was still on TV she might be able to be the center square and finally have a job.

  • he is so gross. And the Ronsons, as a family, have a shitload of money. And celebrity. Way more than the Lohans. At least they are famous for doing stuff that doesn’t involve rehab or torturing your daughter. Ugh.

  • haha i love how you know how terrible you are with commas
    almost as terrible as i am with the semicolon