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15Ginger Spice’s Trick Pelvis Helps Her Land Billionaire

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I know Beet is in search of her own billionaire; I remain hopeful that this story will give her renewed faith.

After an extensive fortnight of dating, Geri Halliwell is now engaged to yacht company owner Fabrizio Polit.  They met in December and got engaged during the Festive Season; or, you know, Christmas.  Ginger Spice’s management company released this statement:

We are delighted to announce the engagement of Geri Halliwell and Fabrizio Politi.  As a token of their commitment to each other, Fabrizio presented Geri with an engagement ring over the Festive Season.  There are no immediate plans for marriage as the couple are enjoying their engagement.

I love being a woman; I love that “as a token of their commitment to each other,” she got a $310,000 ring.  God, commitment is so much work.  She must have to keep her nails manicured all the time now.

Ok, here is where I get all judgemental; forgive me.  Halliwell has already displayed enough bad judgement when she named her daughter Bluebell.  As a former single mother, there is no way in hell I’d be engaged to a guy that I knew for two weeks.  When a kid is involved, the rules change.

January 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Geri Halliwell

15 Responses to “Ginger Spice’s Trick Pelvis Helps Her Land Billionaire”

  1. P1LL says:

    I agree Wendy

  2. Valentine says:

    Totally agree.

  3. Tabs says:

    even if I don’t love the guy, right now the economy is no to stable so I wouldn’t let go a billionaire just like that, I’ll be thinking about my daughter

  4. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    I agree- I would screen anyone so carefully.

    I like the name Bluebell though. Im going to call my kids after my little ponies too!

  5. skeelo says:

    Where does one meet a billionairess? I have some free time on my hands and wouldn’t mind a wedding and a ticket to easy street by this Valentine’s day.

  6. mambaX says:

    she’s a very rich woman too
    rich women have their own rules

  7. lolly says:

    somebody is suffering from semicolon dependency.

  8. jolene says:

    when a fatherless kid is involved, the rules change in a different way.
    at least bluebell will have a father now.

  9. Bee Hind says:

    Yeah, but they’re in love!

  10. ThatLisa says:

    I want a billionaire. Lucky.

    She was always my favorite spice. swoon.

  11. skeelo says:

    Single mothers and children are a dime a dozen, while billionaires are a rare special breed, so Geri’s doing a great job of hedging her bet for a bright future.

  12. Persistent Cat says:

    I agree with some of the others. Isn’t bagging a billionaire good judgement?

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