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Ginger Spice’s Trick Pelvis Helps Her Land Billionaire

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I know Beet is in search of her own billionaire; I remain hopeful that this story will give her renewed faith.

After an extensive fortnight of dating, Geri Halliwell is now engaged to yacht company owner Fabrizio Polit.  They met in December and got engaged during the Festive Season; or, you know, Christmas.  Ginger Spice’s management company released this statement:

We are delighted to announce the engagement of Geri Halliwell and Fabrizio Politi.  As a token of their commitment to each other, Fabrizio presented Geri with an engagement ring over the Festive Season.  There are no immediate plans for marriage as the couple are enjoying their engagement.

I love being a woman; I love that “as a token of their commitment to each other,” she got a $310,000 ring.  God, commitment is so much work.  She must have to keep her nails manicured all the time now.

Ok, here is where I get all judgemental; forgive me.  Halliwell has already displayed enough bad judgement when she named her daughter Bluebell.  As a former single mother, there is no way in hell I’d be engaged to a guy that I knew for two weeks.  When a kid is involved, the rules change.

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