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Wanna Be on Jeopardy?

Alex Trebek

Hey, remember Jeopardy? That game show that was relevant before game shows involved eating crickets and performing oral sex on Tila Tequila? (Is there really any difference?)

Anyway, I guess it’s still going on, and they’ve finally decided to move into the 21st century. No, no, contestants will not be challenged to make postal service uniforms out of Alex Trebek’s toupees (good idea, though) — rather, they’re allowing contestants to test for the show online.

Have you applied for The Real World and Survivor season after season only to be told you’re not homophobic enough?

Then you might want to try Jeopardy.

For more information about testing online, click here.

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  • Why are you being so mean? :( Jeopardy rules. <3 Alex. Come on, as far as old dudes go, he is almost as awesome as Patrick Stewart.

  • patrick stewart travels, challenges, and conquers the universe. side v 3 alex and his botoxed face run second university educated fiddle to wheel of vanna’s “no close ups or die” botox fortune

  • You didn’t know this was still on? I totally watch it all the time. And they’ve been allowing people to try out online for a while, haven’t they? I at least tested for the teen competition online once XP
    I want to marry Alex Trebek. He is the best.

  • There are only 2 video games that I enjoy. DDR (shut up) and Jeopardy. LOVE that show. The best part is watching it with someone who screams out wrong answers until they realize they aren’t as smart as they thought they were and they start making excuses for thier stupidity.

    “Potent Potables…what does that even mean?”

  • I love watching Jeopardy. It makes me feel at ease for some reason. Plus, I love it when the super smart people get an easy answer wrong and I’m like…duh!!!!

  • Contact me about applying to be on Jeopary . This has been a life long aspiration to contend on this show . I’ve watch the show every day for the past 15 years . And I know , I will and can bring some highly energetic excitement to the show . So with no further a due send my Blessing to you all on this most intriguing show that could have ever been created . Sincerly Yours Martha Jean Curry