The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now. You do not want to piss them off.
Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two homely little dolls named Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia. They have dark coloring and share the names of the first daughters, but according to Ty’s PR flack, they aren’t modeled after the Obama girls. Sigh.
Needless to say, the First Family is not amused. Press secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld released a statement: “We feel it is inappropriate to use young, private citizens for marketing purposes.”
Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia join the family of TyGirlz that includes Lucky Lindsay, Happy Hillary, Precious Paris and Bubbly Britney. And no, that is not an attempt at humor. These abominations actually exist.