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Courtenay Semel and Casey Johnson at Sundance Pictures Photos

I am doing my part to keep Courtenay Semel in the spotlight for as long as possible, just because I am certain one of these days she will do something so absolutely insane on camera that it will make it all worth it. Honestly, eventually she’s just going to snap and, like, tie Nicole Richie to a leather sofa and cover her in honey and fire ants and film the whole thing on a CoolPix camera and email it to Nikon demanding a sponsorship. She is that kind of crazy.

Here’s the former lover of Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Lord knows who else, at Sundance with her current flame, heiress Casey Johnson, whose hair seems to be recovering well from when Courtenay set it on fire earlier this month.

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  • I think you loose interest in physical appearances when you turn lesbian. It’s like looking good isn’t a factor to vagitarians. I would list examples but I don’t want to crash the server. If there are any lesbians reading, please enlighten me.

    • I really hope I misunderstood what you said.
      You think that lesbians don’t care about looks?
      What makes you think that sexual orientations change anything about people being attracted to someone because that person is sey/hot/whatever.

      Granted, they way I’ve experienced it, lesbian RELATIONSHIPS (not affairs) are less outer-appearance-based, simply because women, in general, are less shallow.

      • 1) *lose interest

        2) Samantha Ronson
        Rosie O’Donell
        Couretaynaeye Semel
        Sandra Burnhard
        Casey Johnson..

        When men go gay, they try go the metrosexual route or the tranny route. When women go lesbian, they go the stud route or the bulldike route. they try to look like backup dancers from . Only some stay as good looking women. The rest don’t want to look like women but they don’t want to look like men either. It’s like they want to start their own gender and hope it catches on.

    • I remember when I turned lesbian a few years ago, and I realized that lesbians could be very, very hot. You probably won’t believe me, few do, but check out GetFamousLA.com or LaMadreIsWatching.com. They both cover parties in LA. A great number of them “lesbian parties.” Check them out and see the evidence for yourself.

      FYI, I don’t mean to promote any website. Just simply raise awareness of the hotness of lesbians.

      And about Courtney – she’s just fugly. Simple as that.

      • in my 5 year long relationship with a woman i looked just as good or bad as I do now, and my hair was MUCH better.

  • I just love how casually the phrase ‘set it on fire’ is used here. Like it’s not all that unusual, in the course of one’s relationship, to torch your girlfriend’s hair. Oh Casey? Yeah, I set her hair on fire yesterday and then we went shopping. No big.

  • And I hate the fact that I knew how to spell her name correctly. I’m going to have to join EB Anonymous!!

  • I remember years ago watching that reality show “celebrity cattle drive” or something like that and she was on it. She was surrounded by other girls who were much prettier then her and you could tell she had major self esteem issues about it (i mean who wouldn’t with that face?….not to be mean but seriously) so that probably adds to her problems which have led to setting other human beings on fire and what not.

    I’d hate to have so much money like that and still not be able to “buy pretty”.