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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Berlin premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

January 20, 2009 at 8:40 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Angelina Jolie

51 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. musicstudent says:

    now there’s a race of children we don’t have yet…

  2. HappyGirrrl says:

    When we get home I’m going to give you SUCH a spanking!

  3. keevy06 says:

    why is she dressed like an old woman?

  4. Tabs says:


  5. Lynn says:

    Is that another long blond hair on your lapel!!

    Team Aniston foreva!

  6. PoliteTia says:

    They are aging gracefully. She could past for a 45 year old women. The starvation diets are taking a toll on her, not loving the hair.

    • Chris says:

      Aging gracefully???? She is 33 years old and looks like she’s getting into her late 40s.

    • Snowblood says:

      Yeah, sadly, and I hate to have to admit it ’cause I love them both, but she is NOT looking her age these days at all. She’s way, way too skinny, and her all-black Saint Morticia look of late isn’t helping things either. Nevertheless, I loves me some Angelina Jolie, absolutely love her.

  7. Anna says:

    “mama told ya not to tawk to dat Anistawn gurl, so why you be tawkin’ to her?!”

  8. Lee says:

    “Maybe if I’m really, really good, she’ll let me visit my balls for a few minutes when we get home.”

  9. JUDY says:

    She could pass for 45 easily, but isn’t she under 35???
    I love the pansuit, for a 50 year old.
    Brad looks good as an older man though. Well, so does Angie.

    • thatLisa says:

      you people must know some friggin hot 45 y/o’s

    • Snowblood says:

      Yeah, I think she’s only 33 years old. She really aged after the twins when she lost ALL that baby weight and then more in such a fast, short span of time. It is truly, badly aging her. She’s too skinny dammit.

  10. Sarah says:

    “If you don’t cut your shit, you’re not getting your balls back for rest of the week, Honey, nevermind the rest of the evening!”

  11. ele says:

    “One more smart comment and i’m sending you to Africa”

  12. Beth says:

    she looks amazing. katie perry needs to learn one from angie.

  13. HOTPANTS says:

    She’s friggin drunk off her arss!!!! I don’t know how anyone could miss that.

  14. Jocelyn says:

    “NO!!! NO!!! BAD Seacrest!! Don’t make me rub your nose on this carpet!”

  15. Veronica says:

    1. I think she looks better than she has in ages. The hair/suit suit her.
    2. He looks fine as hell, as usual.
    3. why are there so many pics of her? It’s HIS movie.
    4. She needs to EAT SOMETHING.

  16. grommet says:


  17. Ashley says:

    “Don’t you dare make another crack about my hair!”

  18. Heather Gilmour says:

    “I told you, Brad!!! Stop wearing Pashminas! They are so 1995!!!”

  19. Beehind says:

    “It’s YOUR TURN to change the diapers, Buddy.”

  20. Kratsina says:

    “Look, there’s your darned masculinity trying to catch up with you again! I was so sure I scared it away for good last time…”

  21. jgirl says:

    She looks like an old country-club wife…wtf is up with her hair?

    • Snowblood says:

      I duuno. *sigh* It’s depressing. I want my old Angie back! She was GORgeous when she was all fat with babies… I think she’s got body-image issues or anorexia, maybe. Well, she’s still astonishingly beautiful anyway.

      • Dmarie says:

        “astonishingly beautiful” :O I mean, admittedly, she has, pretty stunning features.. but she looks starved, and she’s actually not that good looking, she always looks a bit drugged out

  22. foxyroxy says:

    well, at least she tried something different–she’s been reaaaaallly boooring lately…but, this “something different” is just kind of a big stack of FAIL.

    i mean, she’s teetering on the brink of WIN, but the hair…eh…and the one earring thing…sorry…a part of the 80s that need not be revived, IMHO.

  23. shakari says:

    “there’s a cute kid… what’s her race? i want one!”

    “not now dear,… not now”

  24. shakari says:

    btw… she needs to EAT! A.S.A.P. before gravity consumes her aging skin even more.

  25. Snides says:

    Cross me again and the whole world will know you are gay!

  26. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    “Theres something under my nail…..can you see it? is it a starving child?”

  27. Sickitten says:

    Brad, see that guy over there? He has my original nose, cheekbones and teeth.

  28. lolly says:

    “I’ll wear clothing with color when EVERYONE can wear clothing with color!”

  29. Nick says:

    “When we get home, you ARE putting another baby in my uterus!”

  30. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i’m not going to tell you again – you WILL wear my blood in a vial around your neck or i will knock you into next week!

  31. NHSbaby! says:

    I think they both look like wax!

  32. just me says:

    I LOVE this couple and think they both look great. She is so incredibly beautiful and they are so in love. On top of that they are great humanitarians.

  33. J says:

    is she even pointing at him??

  34. Oh Boy says:

    This is the last goddamn premiere of yours I go to you pu$$#! Did you forget, our marriage is all about me?!?!?

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