My daughter is really into dress-up. She’s constantly scampering around the house in crowns and twirly ballerina dresses while whipping her magic wand within centimeters of my head, all in the name of spell casting. In addition, there are also reindeer antlers, butterfly wings and bunny ears kicking around my house. She’s three; she’s entitled.
Paris Hilton is almost twenty-eight and is so not entitled to be wearing fucking bunny ear hats and kitten paw mittens. Here’s a good rule of thumb if you’ve lost your way: Any clothing or accessory intentionally designed to look like animal parts is deemed “not appropriate” once you’ve started getting your period.
Paris has identified herself as someone who has “a lot in common” with Angelina Jolie. Angelina is popping out kids in exotic locales and dining with heads of state. Paris is building her friend base through hot tub eliminations and is the Goodwill Ambassador of personalized accessories and her local Bentley dealership. How do these two have anything in common other than an XX chromosome? Someone, anyone, enlighten me.
Bahahahaha.
This is wonderful.
Both Paris and Angelina are classy and sophisticated.
Both are talented actresses.
Both are caring, intelligent, genuine people.
Or maybe they aren’t so much alike.
Simple. They are both attention whores who lure men with their hypnotic vaginas.
LOL, zing!
Can’t you see how much they have in common? Oh, it’s so apparent! For starters, well, they’re both women. And, and… Ooh, I’ve got one – they’re both pretty tall, I guess. I don’t know, I’ve never seen either up close, I suppose, but maybe.
OH! And the best one yet… They both have semi-famous fathers, I mean, I guess Paris’ father is kind of famous.
Nah, fuck it, Wendie, you’re right.
They’re nothing alike.
Stupid, stupid Paris and all that crazy coming out of her mouth.
Simple.+They+are+both+attention+whores+who+lure+men+with+their+hypnotic+vaginas.
I would be so fucking embarrassed to be seen with her. For more reasons than just the bunny ears… but still that doesn’t help
Angelina was a heroin abusing sexed up bisexual wearing vials of Billy Bob’s blood around her neck b/f she started the goodwill work so she wasn’t always “St. Angie”. I used to think that Paris could change, although since she has not talent she still would’ve had to done stupid stuff to stay in the spotlight. However, she’s just a greedy narcissitic party girl who’s pushing 30.
Btw, 30 bags of free stuff says it all. She has no shame.
http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2009/01/19/paris-hiltonsundance-what-would-obama-think/
Well you guys don’t know what kind of stuff they have in common
i am beginning to think kathy griffin is right, and that paris may actually be mildly retarded. maybe her parents should have her tested or something.
HAHAHA..nice.
I like her.
I hate her whoreness, Beet removed her “Daily Paris” for the same reason
I see girls wearing these hats and gloves all the time, don’t they realize it’s not appropriate after age 5?
Oh wait, Paris has the mind of a 5 year old and that’s insulting 5 year olds because my sister is wayyy smarter than Paris.
I will never lose touch with my fluffy cat ears. Ever. Ever ever ever.
Meow (which means ‘shut up’ in cattian)
You might also be retarted. You should get tested.
Why don’t you stop browbeating her? Can’t you see she’s sexy?
I agree; I hate grown ups or even teens in kiddie clothing. I knew a girl of 17 or so who wore those kitty-cat and ladybug rain boots, and it just looked stupid. That said, the top photo with the black cats and the leather jacket is kind of whimsical and she pulls it off IMO. But the bottom photo–that hat shouldn’t even be made in anything larger than 2T. She looks like the hottest kid on the short bus.
seriously? I am in my early 20s and would totally wear kitty cat rain boots. In a heartbeat.
There is nothing wrong with wearing funny accessories like that from time to time. Why should we ever be age-appropriate? Isn’t life too short for having to stick with some stereotypes or what’s good for you age? I mean… common… it does actually look cute on some people!
PS. I have exactly same cat hat. Does it make me retarded just because I’m not a teen anymore?
A few years back I used to worship Paris Hilton *shudder*. god knows why.
SHE’S SO ANNOYING.
She just looks like shes mid-sneeze in the second photo. It’s making me very uncomfortable.
The second picture looks kind of like me when the 3-year-old I babysit insists that I wear her doll’s pink, knitted bonnet.
Okay, the top photo is bit much, but the bottom one is cute.
I own the hat at the top. (:
I thought it was adorable and their a huge trend where I live.
There cute and they dont make you look nerdy.
Yet, im thirteen and in middle school… and Paris is not …
In Paris’ case why couldn’t herpes be terminal? Never in my entire life have I ever witnessed anyone who epitomizes the concept of complete and utter worthlessness than this fucking ignorant, ugly, self-absorbed, ungrateful, diseased, sorry ass excuse for a fucking human.
This bitch is going to have allot of explaining to do at the Pearly Gates; but you know what? Even if she had a point she is to fucking ignorant to be able to express it. Rot in hell Paris!
Actually, it’s two X chromosomes… or an XX genotype. Not that that’s the point. The rest of this post is totally right. :)
What the fuck stop hatin on both because at least they were are and still is famous so keep hatin cause your the ones makin them famous yoy stupid basters your all high haters and should be ashamed