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There will be no risk of walking by a newsstand, glancing over, and being unknowingly exposed to this hellaciousness.

Mischa Barton is on the February cover of Germany’s Maxim.  I’m seriously considering moving to Germany as they obviously have photo-editing software that is superior to anything available in the United States.  Have I just lost my mind or does she look…what’s the word I’m looking for?  Bearable?  I have to post a public apology to our reader Glory for being a Mischa traitor.  You were always supportive of my Mischa hate and now I feel like I turned my back on you.

So, she isn’t totally, totally hideous but I do still view her face with the word “SEX” right next to it as a form of aversion therapy.

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  • wendie quit trippin. she is totally gross. look at her leg, there is no indentation at the knee even though she is sitting down. that is not right, her legs are like the shape of frosting tubes.

  • wtf is that? How did they get this software? I would use it on all of my vacation photos, Christmas cards EVERYTHING. If Mischa could look like that, I would be freaking AMAZING. Wendie, you crack my ass up and Beat, you are a Supa Star, half marathon ruler of the world!

  • Why do they have her hair blond on the cover and brunette in the inside pages? And aren’t Germans like “who the hell is this skank?”

  • Ok, the headline for her says: “Mischa Barton, Hollywood’s hottest promise”. Interesting…has she been doing anything lately? Or what’s that promise supposed to be?

  • Why does everyone hate her? I’m not a huge fan of her acting, but she’s not some hideous monster. All the photoshopping in the world can’t give you that bone structure, I think she’s beautiful. After the paparazzi made fun of her for her cellulite, it’s like everyone started calling her names for no reason, it’s really weird.

    First Jeremy Piven and now Mischa, I feel stupid for defending them but they really didn’t do anything to deserve these comments.

  • The arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, and driving without a valid license, Mom abusin’, deformed Cisco Adler or racist moron Brandon Davis dating, hideous model, lame actress Mischa?

  • FYI: The smaller print under her name on the cover says, “Hollywood’s Hottest Promise”. The sheer WTF of that cracks me up. Promise of WHAT? The O.C. was a looooong time ago.

  • luckily the word “sex” next to her head belongs to the article “the crazy sex escapades of the mighty” and has absolutely nothing to do with mischa barton.

  • Oh Wendie it’s easy to be hoodwinked (I love this word!) I see that the photoshop elves were hard at work on these pictures so I forgive you. We all know she’s no natural beauty, not that there’s many of those in Hollywood anyway.

  • Reply to ja:

    She’s 22 years old! Your comment sounds like it was written about a 50 yr. old has been, with no future!

    Reply to nyglory21:

    She IS a natural beauty! She was a natural beauty on the tv show ‘Once and Again’, ‘The O.C.’, her many films, and when I saw her in person at the Nordstrom store in New Jersey last year. She’s even more beautiful in person than she is on the screen.

  • Wendie please post a picture of your face somewhere on the internet. I truly must see it. To consider Mischa anywhere near “hideous”, or “hellacious” then you must be one awesome looking bitch. She has been in movies, television, commercials, off Broadway, has been in print advertising, and has modeled, while you have done what exactly?

  • Oh, I forgot to mention. She’s been on the cover of 236 magazines worldwide. I guess most people like the way she looks!