Jan 11, 2009 at 05:08 am by Wendie

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I wasn’t sure it would happen, but it did.  Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu.  The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims.  Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black.

Somebody, hold me.  Please?

13 Responses to “They Did It!”

  1. Jane says:

    black isn’t good for luck at weddings, is it?! ouuuh bad sign :D

  2. Lynn says:

    This goes against all the laws of nature, and that which is good and rational.

    Josh is a totally handsome dude.

    Fergie is a skankalicious meth face. I JUST DON’T GET IT. She must have an amazing personality. That’s the only possible explanation.

    • jennatar says:

      Have you ever heard him talk about Fergie in interviews? He’s seriously been trying to marry her for forever now. I’ll never understand it, but she apparently rocks his world, and that’s good enough for me. Ah, young love.

  3. quirkygirlkitten says:

    or an amazing cooter.

  4. Haikooter says:

    Don’t hate. Fellatiate.

  5. carol says:

    oh that brings hope for us all.
    if fergie can get a guy like that…i guess we´re good.

  6. SimpleJack says:

    12 months tops! This union is destined to fail. He looks like an overly pathetic, and dense dork and she always has such an extremely bored, disconnected, and spaced out fucking look on her face. At least this time it will be the dude that gets some change from the wife.
    Hollywood! It never ceases to amaze me.

  7. dingle says:

    So methface finally got somone to buy the cow…wow…well congrats I guess

  8. Lorelei says:

    I was married in a church wearing a black shirt and blue jeans. 14 1/2 years later we’re still great

  9. terri says:

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

  10. LisaRenasButtHole says:

    I think its fantastic that Fergie married a legaly BLIND man.
    He gets a long with her because all those lady lumps on her ass and under her chin are really braille.

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