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They Did It!

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I wasn’t sure it would happen, but it did.  Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu.  The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims.  Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black.

Somebody, hold me.  Please?

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  • This goes against all the laws of nature, and that which is good and rational.

    Josh is a totally handsome dude.

    Fergie is a skankalicious meth face. I JUST DON’T GET IT. She must have an amazing personality. That’s the only possible explanation.

    • Have you ever heard him talk about Fergie in interviews? He’s seriously been trying to marry her for forever now. I’ll never understand it, but she apparently rocks his world, and that’s good enough for me. Ah, young love.

  • 12 months tops! This union is destined to fail. He looks like an overly pathetic, and dense dork and she always has such an extremely bored, disconnected, and spaced out fucking look on her face. At least this time it will be the dude that gets some change from the wife.
    Hollywood! It never ceases to amaze me.

  • I was married in a church wearing a black shirt and blue jeans. 14 1/2 years later we’re still great

  • I think its fantastic that Fergie married a legaly BLIND man.
    He gets a long with her because all those lady lumps on her ass and under her chin are really braille.