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Seriously, Though, Who Isn’t David Spade Fucking?

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How does this dude land these chicks?

He knocked up a Playboy Playmate last year, he’s dated Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear, and now he’s running around Vegas playing grab-ass with Nicollette Sheridan, who he’s apparently been porking since November.

The two had dinner together on Saturday at Sushisamba in the Palazzo in Las Vegas. “Although there wasn’t major PDA, they definitely were affectionate throughout their meal,” a source reports. Spade sipped Diet Pepsi with his meal while Nicole had a Belvedere mojito.

Okay, so is this his whole game? The short funny dude stays dead sober and totally on-the-ball while he gets these leggy blondes wasted? Is that how it works? Because, otherwise, I don’t get it. Not at all.

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  • They are all old…maybe it’s just desperation? And Nicolette is coming off of Michael BOLTON, so anything must look better!

  • Lets see. The Playmate was young, desperate, and stupid and would have slept with anyone to try and further a career. Pamela Anderson is a scab that would do anyone for a little smack. Heather is a depressed drunk who would screw anyone if they were willing to lie and pay her a compliment. “Damn Heather your as hot as ever”. I don’t know what Nicollette’s issues are, but I know David will take advantage of them. When you look like him you have to have a plan.

    • totally agree. Playmates aren’t really famous unless their names are preceded with the term “playmate”, the expiration date on Pam and Heather’s carton was in the 90’s and Nicollette.. seriously? She was with Michael Bolton.. ’nuff said

    • Nicollette drinks her face off most every day so she prolly has no idea shes been bumpin uglies with Ole Vern over here lol!

  • idk, maybe he’s funny and decent?
    i do like the long schlong theory, though, and the comment on all these women’s issues.

    however, my first thought was that the “staying sober” – drinking diet pepsi with dinner (although sipping diet soda’s a bit effeminate i feel) – is more than just trivia. maybe david’s one of the only men in hollywood who’s not big into boozing, and that’s what these chicks are finding in him.

    • Thank you! Funny and nice go a long way believe it or not. From stories I’ve read about him, he is rather charitable also. He’s no Brad Pitt, but then who is? (other than Brad Pitt) I don’t think he’s totally unfortunate, he reminds me of a mini Tom Petty.

      • Back in the day, he used to do a killer Tom Petty impression.

        It’s a toss-up for me: Either he’s fun and hilarious or these girls reeeally do want compliments and to be “the pretty one” of the twosome.

        He’s always made me laugh. I just don’t know if I’d wanna see him naked.

    • I thought he bailed on the baby he just had with the bunny, so I think that blows decent out the window, IMHO. But I am sure he has perfected being funny, charming and making these women feel special. All in an effort to.get.laid.

  • Its an old nerd trick, to stay sober and funny when your emotionaly wrecked “babe” with low self esteem gets hammerd.

    I had low self esteem one day and i got nerded in my panty area.
    It was a lot of fun.

    HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

  • He’s not my cup of tea, but maybe he has just tapped the market of women who have realised that cute guys rarely make as much effort in the sack as the average guy does.

    In my experience the very hot guy thinks you get most of your pleasure staring at his physique and watching his pretty face in the 5 minutes that you get to enjoy before you have the pleasure of watching him sleep!

    • LOL. True…

      In fact, I’ve never thought of it that way but you are on to something here…

      • It is totally true. My boyfriend wouldn`t be caught dead reading this so I can be open, but the `WOW THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A GOD`guys are lazy, boring lovers with no imagination and you wanna hope they have tattoos so you have something to read during sex.

        My life has been much better since I stopped going for `regulation hotties`. And they dont appreciate girlfriends because they have such a wide range to choose from. Plus its funny to reject them when they approach you. they look like sad puppies. So thats why the David Spades get laid. Hes not my type though. I prefer the larger Sasquatch kind. but each to their own.

  • I love David Spade. Joe Dirt is one of my favourite movies and his audio commentary on it kills me, he basically mocks his own movie. The guy is funny and he does a lot of charity work that he doesn’t turn into photo ops. And maybe the Diet Coke is because he’s driving and doesn’t feel the need to get busted on a DUI.

    And Jesus Christ, would it be possible to not hate women just because they might be considered “old.” It would also be a lot skeezier if he were chasing that Heroes girl.

  • I have honesty – to me both pikture look same left….right…which one Spade which one Girl? Both have yellow head, look same to me like just one side flip from other.

    Siam no one have yellow hair… only skin. HAHA Serious – china people look same and dress same so it hard to know until voice come out and you hear. Then know from high voice or low voice. Some china girl have very tight vag ine b/c no men big to stretch HAHA. No have much kid to stretch too !! Only ONE by the law. If more, you go Mongolia and never see home again. Bummer . Sometime we have to kill own if put in more than one girl. Girl mean no work, so no good – only boy good in China. In USA both boy and girl good !! That why so many want live HERE IN U.S.A. YEAH !! USA GREAT place!! Me like much. Family too.