Hi, guys. Beet here. I'm just butting in for a minute because News of the World just ran this picture of Michael "Size Fourteen" Phelps smoking a bong. WHICH WAS PROBABLY FULL OF TOBACCO. Right?????
I just couldn't let Soleil or anyone else write this story because they'd probably assume that this was marijuana, and you all know that my Phelpsy isn't smoking POT. He would NEVER do a thing like that.
Because if this is weed -- and someone can prove it -- Phelpsy's gonna be banned from the sport for FOUR YEARS. And probably lose all his big money ...
Britney Spears has been granted restraining orders against her former manager, Sam Lufti, and one-time pap fling Adnan Ghalib. Access Hollywood reports that Britney's lawyers had a court date for Monday, but went in early - this past Friday - in order to speed up the process. According to court papers Britney requested protection from Lufti and Ghalib, implying that she or her father Jamie may have seen them as a threat to her recent success. A restraining order was also granted against a third man...
After "Bend It Like Beckham" I thought Jonathan was super hot. He had eyes that could melt ice. Now...he's kinda freaking me out a little. His facial hair of late is odd, unflattering, and reminiscent of what I imagine a real life 'Dirty Sanchez' would look like. He used to be able to work it, but now not so much. Ever since he started playing power hungry, delusional Henry VII on 'The Tudors" he's been a little "off". His facial expressions swing from supreme paranoia, to blank ind...
Access Hollywood reports that Kendra Wilkinson - she of 'Girls Next Door' and Hef bashing/backtracking fame - is filming her own reality show. No word yet on which network will be airing the program, but I'm sure E! is all over that shit. They love giving shows to vaguely annoying people with oversized balloon like body parts. The show will follow Kendra's moves in the industry post -"Girls", and will most likely show her preparing for her upcoming wedding. Kendra is engaged to the Eagles' Hank ...
Suzanne Somers went on Oprah and lost her damn mind. She showed what I'm sure was a cringing audience her entire routine (with the exception of the vaginal injection) on air, which includes some 40 pills, hormone rubdowns, and exceptional suppression of the gag reflex (pssst it's the secret to her marriage). Somers claims that doing this helps her beat the “Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up.” Fox News
She begins with rubbing ...
Heath Ledger's Life Insurance company was able to reach an agreement with his estate and finally agreed to pay out his life insurance policy. Heath's last documents were drawn up prior to his relationship with Michelle Williams, and so they made no provision for her, or the couple's young daughter, Matilda. Heaths family pledged to take care of Michelle and the child, and the company's initial refusal to pay out prompted several of the late actor's friends to start a trust for the little girl.
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I feel bad for all the poor stiffs who thought they'd be meeting the 'Maxim Hot 100' at this party and instead got a somewhat surly looking Stacey Keibler, Brody Jenner and Doug Reinhart feeling each other up and Kevin Sorbo in a mock turtleneck. On the upside - Brittany Snow dyed her hair dark! I actually like the change on her. She's always been sunny super blond so maybe the new hair will help her get more serious roles.
Other attendees, including Chris from N*Sync and Howie fro...
Here's Orlando Bloom wandering about in various states of undress on the set of his latest film "Sympathy For Delicious". Personally, his sexy peaked for me when he was Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Something about those silky blond locks and pointy ears really got to me. I think Jakey G has him beat on the whole "shirtless-movie-set-posing" but he's not half bad.
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The whole celebrity clothing line shtick is played out. I say this because this man..
The whole celebrity clothing line shtick is played out. I say this because this man..
..should not under ANY circumstances be dressing other people.
Toby Keith has decided he has style to spare (HA!) and is launching a clothing line called "T.K Steelman" (a porn name just waiting to happen) according to People Magazine. The line will be comprised of "casual duds for average dudes" and Keith plans to market to stores like Kohl's, Target, Walmart and Macy's. Toby's impeccably coiff...
Spaghetti Cat is hitting the big time!
Keds, the brand that Mischa Barton supposedly represents, has created an actual Spaghetti Cat themed shoe. The "bold piece of leisure footwear" features the bottomless green orbs of the famous carb loading feline the oh-so-original words "Spaghetti Cat" embossed beneath in some sort of Windows 98 script. Yes - they're completely and utterly serious about this. The best part? They're only available online through Zazzle U.K for the unbelievably af...
It goes against everything I believe in to have three Mischa Fierce posts in one week, but she's all over the place during Paris Fashion Week. It cannot be avoided. She's obviously attending the shows and certainly not lunching. Girl looks good! Yes, you heard me right.
Remember when Linda Evangelista said she doesn't get out of bed for less than $10,000? I think she needs to revisit that number based on her current condition. And let me save you the trouble; no, it isn't a snatch...
I'm in that kind of a mood and I'm feeling more than my usual disturbed.
Am I off base, or does Dakota Fanning look way too adult for fourteen? When I look at these pictures of her at the Push premeire in LA, she looks like a woman. She's even doing that Annie Leibowitz/Miley Cyrus over the shoulder glance thingy. Her face looks young and thankfully she hasn't had her teeth capped or whitened; it just seems like so much skin for a ninth grader. As the senior citizen here at The Be...