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Lisa Rinna Works to Make the World a Better Place in 2009


As just another human on this earth, I try to contribute something to the planet.  I really do factor this thinking in to many of the things I do.  It could be something as simple as selecting a product made of recycled materials or handing out my old coats to the homeless.  It is my philosophy that many people making many small gestures can lead to a really impressive result.  Make a difference; make this life count…you know?

So.  Lisa Rinna has decided that her world beautification effort is going to come in the form of…well…herIn Playboy.  Naked, snatch.  She also posed ten years ago when she was nine months pregnant.  Which is another thing I never understood.  Why do these women get all “oh, my amazing, womanly vessel” and start posing on magazine covers when they are knocked up?  Seriously, there is a time for modesty and leaking boobs and stretch marks is, in fact, that time.  As is middle age. 

Listen, I don’t discredit the fact that she looks great for her 45 years.  I just wonder…is there really such a void in our society that can only be filled by Lisa Rinna’s ass?

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  • dude i remember her playboy shoot from 10 years ago and her nipples were ugly! i think i even felt sorry for her.

  • I think that Lisa Rinna at forty-five looks far sexier that the vast majority of vapid, twenty-something, celebrities that populate this and other sites.

  • She’s annoying, but really, who cares if she wants to pose nude. Let her. Let everyone pose nude. People are too uptight about motherly or aging bodies. I want to see a woman on the cover of fucking Cosmo with some damned stretch marks and leaky boobs. No I’m serious. I am. Shut up!