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Jodie Sweetin Consults Psychic to Learn When Her Fifteen Minutes of Fame Might End

Can you even believe there is a fourth update on Jodie Sweetin’s split from Cody Herpin, her husband of 16 months?  It’s Jodie fucking Sweetin.  Apparently she split because he, unemployed film transporting coordinator couldn’t support the childhood actress who invested her Full House residuals in pharmaceuticals.

In court papers, Sweetin stated, “Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue.  [He] kept finding one excuse after another for his failure to even attempt to find employment.”

Herpin responded to People saying  “I was the stay-at-home dad, my job was taking care of Zoie” because Jodie had a very busy schedule.  Busy schedule?  I’ve never done drugs; I was always the one who believed every Afterschool Special and was afraid of my own life becoming one.  So I ask: Just how long does it take to do meth?  By my best, if uneducated, guess I’m thinking 25 minutes from score to high.  Unless she’s making her own which involves cooking and shit like that…too much like being a housewife.  Though you get to do it stoned which is nice.

Anyway, I’ve taken the liberty of writing Jodie’s vows for her next attempt:

I, Jodie, take you 3rd victim, to be my future ex, to have and to hold for this year, for better or best, for richer, to love and to leave; from this day forward until death do us part as long as one of us croaks within the next 18 months.

You’re welcome Jodes. 

I just question a life in which Jodie Sweetin divorce updates outnumber Madonna’s.

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  • Almost everyone famous is on drugs… why do you guys pick on her the most? Not that I even give a crap about her.. just wondering y?

  • “So I ask: Just how long does it take to do meth?”

    Ahhh ha ha ha ha. Jodie Sweetin meth jokes NEVER get old, I tell you. Never.

  • @ MochaJellyBean

    she is saying this, because it was a fact that Jodie meth head. Jodie herself told everyone. That’s what brought down her first marriage. Just google it.

  • Uh, if you are married and times get tough that is when you work TOGETHER to get thru it not split up. I have no sympathy for people who don’t invest 100% into their marriage. Do people think once you marry someone that life is supposed to magically become perfect?? I think so. I don’t want to sound corny, but if two people love each other then they can work thru anything. I am sure there is more to her divorce than him not having a job. So was all that talk from her about being a changed person BS???

  • I like how you are so incredulous at the idea that the media covers this person, and yet you still devote a really. long. post. entirely. to. her.

  • Just how long does it take to do meth?

    Well since tweakers are always f*cking late, 2-12 hours is a little more like it.

  • i just have to object to the use of the term “fifteen minutes of fame”. i dont think she counts in that category since she has been in the public eye off and on since she was 5.

    otherwise, funny post! :)