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LiLo and Sam: Trouble in Paradise, Per Usual

Hey guys, guess what?

Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her.

I’m going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark “Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out.” And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I’m just going to be like “Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today’s story about Lindsay and Samantha.”

Here are the deets about this time:

First, the duo hit the MySpace holiday party at Tenjune, where Sam deejayed and L.L. donned a Santa hat and hung with her mom, Dina. “They were in such good spirits,” an eyewitness says. “Lindsay kept hopping in and out of the deejay booth, giving Sam plenty of attention.”

But apparently LiLo didn’t feel like Sam reciprocated when they headed to the NASCAR Sprint party at Marquee.

“Sam was roaming the party and chatting with people, and Lindsay just seemed to melt down literally,” an onlooker tells E!.

So what was she so mad about?

L.L. was apparently jealous that her best girl was talking to other people.

Sam reportedly wanted to stay out and Linds didn’t. After they started arguing, Lindsay stormed out of the soiree in tears, and Sam eventually ran after her.

Hey, you know who doesn’t have these crazy break-downs when she’s sober?

Lindsay. Fucking. Lohan.

Get that girl back in rehab.

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  • Samantha was DJing the NASCAR party with DJAM, so she can’t have spent too much time talking to everyone but Lindsay.
    Eonline doesn’t believe in posting nice stories about Lindsay and Samantha, so they just make things up instead…..even The Sun newspaper hasn’t made this one up!!
    That’s why they ended the night at the Beatrice – looking really happy getting out of their car and walking to the club….and Lindsay doesn’t look like she had a drink all night long!
    Why does everyone want to jump on the “Lindsay’s off the wagon” bandwagon
    So if you don’t mind I won’t be bookmarking this story!!

  • Or, the whole story is BS. seems to me there is a parallel tabloid narrative with these two and what they actually do is irrelevant to what is written about them. the blogs just report what each other say, no-one verifies anything and it doesn’t matter because tomorrow you can write the Sam and Lindsay make up post – don’t forget to bookmark that one too, because sure as night follows day … Unless of course, you just stop covering them and come back for their first anniversary.

  • yet another lie… but I understand that you have to eat, guys…
    Why don’t you write a novel (or a soap opera script) instead of these “news”

  • Maybe it happened, maybe not. But am pretty sure them having a little spat, turns into “LL had a complete meltdown and ran out crying hysterically whilst Sam ran after her”. If its that dramatic then am sure there’d be pics, with all the paps trailing them. Its all a bit to OTT to be beliveable.

  • I have feeling this is just some bloggers invention to fill some pages, it sounds like a rewrite of some story you ran last week. Bloggers/tabloid know they can get away with any old shit when it comes to LL because people tend to believe anything about her. Whats weird though is that you all follow suit on these stories and nobody fact checks? I mean wouldn’t there be photos?

  • it seems everyone wants them to split.personally i think thats sad.who are they harming.let them get on with it and go and get your own lives.