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Britney’s First Hubby Goes to Jail

This is a weird story.

Britney’s original husband — of 55 hours — is doing some time in jail, because he refused to look at dead bodies.

[The] reason Brit’s 55 hour first hubby is behind bars in L.A. is because he blew off two court ordered appointments at the county morgue.

After Alexander was busted for DUI back in 2006, the judge ordered the 27-year-old to go to an alcohol education program, which required him to visit the local morgue. When the judge learned Alexander had ditched his first 2 appointments, he refused to give him a third chance and promptly chucked him in the slammer.

Jason is scheduled to be released on December 9th — and after he serves his stint behind bars, Jason’s obligation to check out the dead bodies will officially be dead.

Wow, does the LA system really make you look at dead bodies for getting a DUI? That’s kind of creepy. I don’t know how I feel about that at all.

Also, does anyone know what this uber-douche is doing in LA anyway? I thought he was one of Brit’s friends from Louisiana. If he’s living in LA with some sort of manager on the premise that he was the dude Britney married in Las Vegas, that’s just tragic.

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  • Go to jail to get out of looking at a dead body? Honestly, I’d probably take the body. It’s like an alive body… only not.

  • you know that is TOTALLY why he is in LA. that and to pick-up idiot celebrity-hungry dumb LA girls. what a loser.

    didn’t lalohan have to do this morgue crap?

    yeah, I don’t know how I feel about that either. I mean… I get it…. but if my loved one had passed away, I wouldn’t want someone viewing their remains considered as PUNISHMENT. that’s not very respectful of the dead, you know?

  • it’s not a punishment, it’s a deterrent. a lot of people are killed by drunk drivers and they want to show the real consequences of driving drunk, other than getting fined.

  • You don’t know how you feel about that???

    It’s not a movie on Lifetime …It’s a punishment for douch turds like him so they’ll stop acting like a dumb ass.

    What did you expect the judge to do… look him straight in the eyes and say, “Womanizer…womanizer….Oh….Your A Womanizer…”???

  • Everyone that gets a DUI or drug-related charge has to go to the county morgue, I’m pretty sure. I hear it’s absolutely horrible, and that it smells horrible in a way you cannot forget, and that there’s thousands and thousands of unclaimed bodies there which no one knows about, no relatives or loved ones came ’round to claim them. This is what my best friend told me, she had to do county morgue duty.

  • He should be hauled to jail just for wearing that Douch Necklace – Douchlace. I bet he wears pooka shell necklaces too. That deserves the death penalty.

  • give him a break for the necklace. when he was trying to decide between this one or the puka shells, he was probably blinded by the industrial-sized bottle of hair gel that obviously was spilled over his head. his eyes were probably also tearing up from that stinging sensation you get when you overpluck your eyebrows, which it looks like he has been doing.

  • In SD county, we only make the people who are under 21 and get DUIs go to the morgue. it would not be possible to make every person who gets a DUI to do that — waaaay too many people get DUIs. the coroners would kill us…heh…couldn’t help it…

  • It’s an apt punishment. People tend to think of DUI like it’s no big deal. So many people die as a result. It’s a wake up call: How will you live with yourself if you kill a person because you chose to drive drunk? Someone’s mother, father, child: not there forever because you thought it would be easier to just drive home, it’s not that far, I’ll go real slow, I’m not even that affected. It’s stupid and people need to see that.