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Did Jamie-Lynn Spears Have Lipo While She Was Pregnant? (Probably Not.)

Um, this is one of those stories I call TOTAL bullshit on, but I’m running it anyway, because it’s kind of amusing. The story is that, before she realized she was pregnant, Jamie-Lynn Spears freaked out about the weight gain and begged her mom to let her get lipo. And Mom agreed.

Says a source to Star magazine: “She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure. Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.”

And here is one of many reasons why I think this story is bullshit: We are supposedly talking about liposuction here, yet what we’re describing is Botox. Lipo involves a single injection: the one that puts you to sleep before they suction out the fat. Botox is the one where they put a bunch of injections in your face.

Seriously, Star, if you’re going to completely fabricate stories about pregnant teens getting liposuction, do a quick Google search on how the procedure works. Fucking idiots.

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  • I absolutely agree with you Beet. They have no idea what they’re talking about, like, NEVER.. And it’s not fair on the celebrities either..

  • Also, don’t you have to have some basic tests done before you’re put under sedation like that? You’d think that any number of basic tests would confirm a pregnancy

  • I’m still waiting for the one where Jamie gives birth to Kevin’s child, and they all turned into giraffes and were never seen or heard from again because the lions were allergic to the crocodile magic. (My best little French girl).

    The headline alone is far-out amusing.

  • Actually I did see a story lastnight on entertainment tonight about someone getting laser lipo which only involved small enjections and required no down time. As a matter of fact it was the parent of one of the dancers on dancing with the stars, I believe it was Mark Ballas’ mother.

  • Yeah you go through tests because i had plastic surgery for my nose and even then they had to double check i wasnt pregnant!! what a load of rubbish that story was lol!

  • Well, I don’t believe that she had any liposuction but she could SURE use some Botox on her lips!! She has no upper lip!! haha

  • I read this was a new lipo-type procedure that dissolves fat cells. It involved some crazy injected substance which is why there were multiple injections and why it would be so dangerous for the baby.

  • yeah I have heard of that weird fat-killer injection whatever.

    regardless, I don’t buy it at all. And she was still super small early on in her pregnancy. I agree: bullshit story, but it’s pretty funny that they published it!

  • I think even in regular lipo they inject the areas being done with a substance that softens the fat to make it easier to remove. That’s why it looks like they remove so much if you’ve ever seen it on TV. The reality is that most of what they remove is the injected fluid-not fat. I’m sad that I know this.

  • I call bullshit on this story, too…however…there is that lipo-dissolve stuff now that requires multiple shots of shit into the fat and it dissolves away the fat instead of sucking it out…very painful from what I understand