I’d run the pics of Keira alone on the red carpet, but, oh wait, there aren’t any. She insisted on holding Sienna Miller’s hand the whole damn time. I don’t understand it and I don’t want to.
Oh, and I had the photo agency’s website programmed to display the oldest photos first — I did that to find the young pics of Nicole Richie I ran previously — but when I searched for these photos of Keira it actually brought up the earliest photos of her, including this one from the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere in 2003. In. Sane. I want that stomach. Now.