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Miley-in-Training

November 18, 2008
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Noah Cyrus
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Miley Cyrus’s little sister, Noah, arrives with her parents at the premiere of Bolt in LA.

Is this the next Jamie-Lynn Spears?

Lord, I hope not. She’s so adorable. Video of her singing with her dad below. Tragically, I think this sweet, innocent child is going to wind up in show business, and utterly corrupted.

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  • with the first pic of her, i thought she was odd-looking. but i think it was just a weird picture. she was pretty damn cute in the video

    EW and why did I like that second song?? what is wrong with me today?!

    • Noah, like all other children, love to test their boundries.
      Littlle girls are sexual creatures, no matter what society says.
      Evolution has gifted all humans, child and adult, with sexual desires.
      Children love sexual pleasure as much as adults.

  • eww… is “Noah” the new “Kimberly”?
    what a stupid name for a little girl!

    um yeah she IS the next jamie-lynn, except Jamie-Lynn dosent bother me at all (more like I feel sorry for the Spears Sisters..) and The entire family of Miley just makes me want to move somewhere in Thailand where they have no TVs, Radios, or Gossip Blogs. although I would desperatley miss the interwebs, I think it would be worth it if I never have to hear about any of those cyrus kids again. Shake It has been banished from my iPod forever.

  • Miley’s brother looks like miley with a hair cut. Her little sister looks liker her with blonde hair and no front teeth. lol

    • Children have the same pleasure – centers as adults.
      Little girls want and need sexual expression.
      If they dress in an overtly sexual manner, it is only an attempt to be accepted into our culture.

  • Noah is a MALE name. Is there something they are trying to tell us here? Also i am sure she chose her outfit herself, and would have dresses in the teeny clothes are children LOVE, so don’t be too quick to blame the parental units, terrifying as they are, children always want to be grown up, make up, clothes bascially all the stuff they see the cool kids doing, or in this case her big sister.

    Side note, her dad needs to dye his hair a more natural shade, this is too dark and is not fooling anyone, and her mother has passed the beach blonde look and is now looking more haggered prostitute here.

    Is their son the only normal one?

  • They all have weird names…but instead of her being Jamie-Lynn, can she be the next Solnage instead…wasn’t she the trend setter for the new hollywood-teen mom…uh, maybe she wasn’t Disney material, but still a teenager…and southern…and single…gotta give her props there.

  • Tragically, I think this sweet, innocent child is going to wind up in show business, and utterly corrupted, AND… she’s gonna influence a lot of innocent kids by copying her ‘push the limits whenever possible’ corrupt actions.

  • Does anyone else want to pour ridiculously hot wax on B-Ray’s face and rip off all of his facial hair or is it just me??

  • she’s so adorable. Billy Ray has always had a kind of oddball hillbilly charm… I read somewhere that in his early days he used to sit out in a shed behind his house and spend a few hours every night talking to fans on the phone. Who else would do that??

  • Suthunbelle –

    Actually Solange got married before the baby was born lol and before she announced the pregnancy…more than likely by force because they are no longer together.

  • Why do people have to say such hateful things about a 6yr old? She’s not a bad singer, maybe she will grow up and by a country singer, and not a pop tart. Or maybe she is also brilliant at math and will grow up to be a physicist at NASA. Who sings nice lullabies to her kids. You never know, I just hope they let her do the things that she feels drawn to, and not just showbiz.

  • i wasn’t being hateful.
    just asking for opinions whilst voicing mine. i think she looks like an evil munchkin, beebeec thinks she looks sweet and innocent.

  • I remember when I heard Billy Ray named his kids “Destiny Hope” (Miley) and “Braison Chance” I thought he was not too bright. But naming his daughter “Noah”is even dumber. Naming girls boys’ names has been going on so long I can’t believe people still think it’s original and cool.

  • I think Noah is a cute name for a girl. I actually have usually like the whole “boys'” names as “girl” names.

    However… I cringe when someone names their son “Ashley” or something… ick

  • I don’t understand what you guys mean that her outfit isn’t appropriate? I didn’t see enough of it to even determine if it was appropriate or not.

  • I love the name “Robert” for a girl. Or “Harold”.

    So kewt!

    But, when people name their boys “Cameron” or “Ryan” or “Logan” or “Dylan”, that just makes me say, YUCK!

  • she looks so cute! the picture, though, doesnt bode well for her future… her parents look more concerned about posing for the camera and with each other, only giving a second thought to the fact that they’ve got a child. compare that to other celebs who are photographed looking really loving with their children… maybe all these celeb’s kids will turn out weird, but still, this pic freaks me out…

  • Sorry, not to talk about kids but she is very weird looking! The whole family is the epitome of trailer trash. Gross and ugly white trash. !

  • i am not trying to be mean, but i dont find her to be special looking or adorable at all…she just looks like a regular little girl…i dont think miley is that cute either though…they just look average. i think they probably just have outgoing personalities which adds to their appeal…maybe when they grow up they will be a lot cuter.

  • Eww!! She’s just as ugly as her sister.. and parents!!… Holy shit.. i have never seen a pic of their mom, so now i totally understand why they’re that ugly.. Geez!!…

  • Bashing Miley wasn’t enough for you people, so now you gotta pick on her little sister? No wonder this website’s name is EVILBEETGOSSIP because it seems most people on here are in fact “evil” and they love to “gossip”. Don’t know about the “beet” part, though.

  • hey im 9 years old im a bigger fan to noah cyrus than hannie montannie. i watch your show hannahmontana i like that sitcuation but not your sitcuation miley, smiley miley, hannah i hate u for u taking pictures of your self n****ed i know about u. BYE BYE ILL TELL YOUR FANS ABOUT IT TO………………………HATE U.

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  • hii…. miley u know what i don’t like u because u hav no talent 2 be a pop-star , your song sounds like as if you are singing with the help of your nose. eaven ur sis sings better than u. HATED YOU ………………………. HATE YOU ……………….. HATE YOU ALWAYS

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