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Benji’s Gonna Be Pissed!!!

If Paris is really soooo in love with Benji Madden and sooo confident in their love, then why on earth is she allowing her (much hotter and much wealthier) ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, to caress her neck and play with her hair at the Victoria’s Secret party in Miami Beach on Saturday night?

There’s nothing wrong with being polite and civil, even friendly, with an ex-boyfriend when you see him out in public, but, um, he is not touching her in a “civil” way. He’s touching her in a “Remember how I used to tug at the hair on your neckline? Remember how wet that got you?” kind of way. I dated a guy like that for awhile. I eventually ended things with him because I wanted to get serious with another guy I was seeing, and I told him the truth about it, because we worked together and saw each other often. He took it well, but, every now and then, when we were talking and no one was looking, he’d touch my neck like that and tug at my hair a little bit. “Miss me?” he’d say. And the truth was, I did. And I’d look at him with the exact same eyes that Paris has in this photo. And, needless to say, that other relationship didn’t work out … at all. Because if I’d been satisfied there, I would have told him to keep his hands off my fucking neck rather than giggling when he did it.

I’m just saying.

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  • Absent somebody performing CPR on you, your name being Fabio, or you work on the side as a Chippendale, no guy should EVER walk around with a shirt open like that in public. What a skeezer.

  • Hmm you’re right.
    What makes me more mad is when I actually don’t have feelings for my ex anymore -__- I, mean, didn’t we break up for a reason?! Didn’t YOU break up with me??! Why are you touching me like you miss me?! -____-

  • yay! Paris is a lot more entertaining when she is being her old slutty self

    and whatever, this is what Benji gets for dating her. I mean, seriously.

  • 5 reason why Paris would allow her ex to touch her whichever way he likes

    1. she’s a slut!
    2. she’s a slut!
    3. she’s a slut!
    4. she’s a slut!
    5. she’s a slut!

  • Now THIS is the stuff of celebrity gossip blogs that truly entertains! I LOVE it!! Finally, some real, REAL gossip, the good stuff, complete with extremely telling photographs. Yes!! Finally, it’s about time she got around to being her old, highly entertaining, slutty self again. Great write-up on it, too, Beet, you really read this situation perfectly. And yeah, she TOTally has that look in her eyes, how you described.

  • omg, beet. i love you and your description of this situation. it’s absolutely spot on.

    and like everyone else has said – paris is too boring when she is in a relationship. and benji should most certainly know better.

  • Wow. I gotta say, perhaps Paris just wants hands on her that don’t make her cringe. I mean, look at Benji. He’s nasty. And despite the open shirt, which is just WRONG, Stavros is not that hard to look at.

  • I love that they’re all wearing pink identification bands in this picture, it reminds me of college. So does the fact that Stavros has his shirt undone, like we all need a glimpse of that. He’s wealthy right? Why not fix his hair, it’s AWFUL!

  • i used to think he was cute before i saw him in that open shirt (not to mention whatever his hair is doing)(the head hair). now he is permanently tainted.

  • he should get his jew-fro in order if he’s trying to be some intercontinental slut. it’s like madonna and a-rod being attracted to each other because they found the one person on earth who’s ego could match their own, these two found the one person on earth that might be a bigger slut than they are.

    honestly beet, that was quite a story about your life. thanks for sharing. i like it when you get all super personal. keep it up…..(steve carell in the office…thhatts what she said). sorry…

  • Who ever thought Paris was every going to be mature enough to be in a grown up relationship was on crack.

    But if your brave enough to date Paris even after she has been around the block that many times…who knows maybe you need to be in a stray jacket.

  • She is neither married nor engaged. So she can see whoever she wants without being called a slut.
    The nine year old tape with Solomon does not make her a slut either, she simply was very young and trusted the wrong guy.

    Most of the stories about Paris Hilton are just tabloid rumors and she is no doubt right when she says it’s mostly BS.

    She usually lets her fans know when she has a boyfriend and there have been only a few..
    How far she actually goes with a particular guy is known only to her, assumptions are not facts and it’s not our business either.

    Being photographed with people or even kissing and flirting with
    a guy does not mean a sexual relationship, as most of us should know because we’ve all been there.

    People like to take her down a notch because she is rich, I wish they would stop being so meanspirited.
    There are many celebrities whose lives are much,much worse.