Thanks to EB reader Ashley, who sent in this Michael Phelps sighting from Columbia, South Carolina.
As I am sure you know (because we all know that you have a GPS unit attached to him ) Michael has been in Columbia for the last few days. Well tonight my boyfriend sent me a text telling me that Michael Phelps was in his store (He’s the Ass Man at the Harbison Store here in Columbia. Ass Man read as assistant manager!!). When I called him, he said that when Michael came in, he had a baseball cap pulled down low and that he had his employee check his id to verify his identity. My boyfriend’s employee asked if he was “the Michael Phelps” and he kind of shook his head and pulled the cap down even further. My boyfriend made small talk with him and asked how he liked our football game on Saturday. (He was at the USC game against Arkansas; that would be the Gamecocks, NOT the condom named Trojans.) He said that he enjoyed the game and that it was exciting. I begged him to please get me an autograph, he said that Michael was not giving any out. His employee managed to get one autograph for the store and that was it. She also said that he wasn’t exactly the nicest person.
Awww, Michael. Be nicer to your fans! You’re not so bored of being famous when you want to hook up with cocktail waitresses in Vegas, are you?
wait, what a gamecock?
oh and EB, do not get this obsession. His face is fug and his head is like misshapen. not hot
People who talk shit about how other people look, should be willing to show their own picture.
Be honest, if you had the chance to have sex with Michael Phelps, you’d ask him to wear his swim cap, right?
OK.. Once and for all. Someone PLEASE explain the facination “certain people” have with this ugly mo fo. I swear I really cannot understand it. Granted, his body is hot but is not that rare that you would be unable to find one with a top that didn’t make you want to gag every time you looked up.
What, like upload a little picture thingy? I guess I could do that (don’t even know how) but it would be silly if I did that to “prove a point” to some random commentor on some random blog, no? I think that would make me look more stupid than anything else.
Nope a picture might actually improve your image. You can go from annoying spaz with no face to an annoying spaz with a face, no?
Beautiful body, face – not so much
To those asking why she likes him: Didn’t you see her post about his size 14 feet? She’s after his great big size 14….yeah, that. He does have a great bod. Pretty much flawless. He just needs a different head. Not that head. That head.
Yeah good point Word. But I wouldn’t want to run into one of you people in real life. I’d rather have you only bitch at me on here, not the like 7 other people who also think he has an ugly face.
shit though. I will have to find ways to improve my image to other random faceless commentors on a blog. Especially to someone named Word. or someone named after a dirty tampon disease.
I don’t ususally write comments on blogs, but I’m just blown away at how rude people are, given the annonimity of the internet.
Michael Phelps is an true inspiration, for all that he has accomplished in his young life! What about all of you guys posting here? What have you done with your life?
I agree. He is just not good looking. He has an athletic body but I don’t find him attractive AT ALL.
is my champion
I really like his penis I want to like it so bad does any on have a website that nude celebrites are on?
i love his penis
R.D., I think we were all just having a back and forth. Beet is obsessed with him, bringing up his attractive quality in the first place, and we are merely contesting it.
And the last time I checked this dude just swims amazingly well, he didn’t cure f*cking cancer. I’m not saying he is a bad person, I just disagree with Beet on his attractiveness. Like a lot.