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Still Nothing as Important as Puppy Cam

Kendra Wilkinson’s engagement to Hank Baskett III, while reportedly endorsed by the Playboy mansion, seems to be, in actuality, quite a nightmare for everyone involved.

According to Ted Casablanca:

As you probably were aware, plans were already majorly in the works, with Hugh Hefner’s blessing, not to mention participation, for Kendra to leave GND for her own show. “It was supposed to be Kendra, sexy and single, out of the mansion, on her own,” said a source close to the deal.

But here’s what’s gone down:

Kendra’s engagement to Hank “caught Hef way off guard,” reveals the Girls Next Door type, who insists H2 was most displeased at the rush to the altar.

“All that you see now, with Hugh saying he’s going to give the bride away, that the wedding’s going to be at the mansion, it’s bull****,” piped the close Kendra chum, who believes Playboy’s put-on-the-spot positive spin won’t really come to pass. Only time and (call me jaded) potential ratings will tell.

Sources inside Wilkinson’s camp do not blame Kendra, they blame Hank: “[Baskett] completely jumped the gun,” insists a Wilkinson colleague. “He showed up with a camera crew and proposed to Kendra on top of the Space Needle; of course Kendra said yes, she’s absolutely thrilled!” (As you can see in the exclusive-to-the-Awful-Truth snap above.)

But not Hef. Nor are the folks who are trying to turn Kendra into the next viable Pam Anderson type, only without the sex tapes.

OMG.

Did anyone think that girl would make it thirty seconds without landing directly on top of a football player? Pretty much every single episode of GND consisted of Kendra finding a veiled way to say “I cannot wait until this shit is over and I can fuck football players.” I’m sorry, but this is not a shock to me.

All six puppies are now in one giant wrestling match. They are squealing and growling and rolling all over each other.

I may just spend the remainder of the day liveblogging puppy cam. Sorry if you wanted celebrity gossip. Celebrity gossip isn’t going anywhere, kids. But the puppies are here now.

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  • i think this is unprecedented for hef. his girls havent had much media attention from anyone besides howard stern, and all he wants them to talk about is how much hef likes anal.

    that being said, with everything hef did for them the girls should be more considerate and professional, if a playboy bunny can be such a thing.

  • Lolly, i don’t get it.. What do you mean with everything hef did for them the girls should me more considerate and professional?… They dont give a fuck, ovbiously!!! Who in the right mind would try to sleep with the sickest mofo in the world, whos winnie hasent worked for 70 years, who sleeps with a whole buncha other girls, who pretty much owns the porn industry, who is also fucking ugly and older than the universe?????? NOBODY with a brain would.. So of course he is stuck with the bleach blondes, with the perfect bodies, BUT no brains at all.. He cannot then expect them to be nice to him, if he knew from the beggining they were fucking retarded.. Now, who’s gonna give these girls attention?? Sick men, howard stern would be second on my list of sick men, (first place being hef) he ain’t got no other subject to talk about, at all.. And it all goes back to the same shit, hef knew they were sluts, didn’t he? cus otherwise he would have never picked them to be his gf’s.. And now he’s in shock because they took off with another guy.. When he was never faithfull himself either.. I mean, they are sluts, they will always be sluts, you cannot act shocked when they are just being themselves.. It is not a shock to me either, im surprised its a shock to a lotta people, but ah well.. Men wont ever change.. And sadly, people with brains don’t get as much attention as these fucking idiots do.. That’s very sad to me..

  • tako, my comment was not that deep, i simply meant that they owe a lot to hef and they could be a little more discreet, letting things slip to the media before he finds out, etc.

    and how can you hate the man for being a pimp and getting away with it?

  • i’ve got a huge problem with her outfit. i don’t know whether its the non-existant lenght of her clothes or that filthy annoying pink or just all of them combined.
    call me evil, but i think her looks is a complete disgrace.

  • Why would any self-respecting woman care about those women. I’ve never seen the show but I believe their big claim to fame is being a girlfriend to Hugh Hefner?!?!?! Wow, quite the achievement. And I don’t even think that girlfriend was considered his, “a-number one girlfriend.”

    And he was going to give her away? So is that acceptable now? A man you supposedly banged while you were girlfriend number 2 (or 3) is going to not only attend your wedding but walk you down the aisle and “give you away” because you are pretty much a commodity.

    For God’s sake women, we’ve come farther than this nonsense.

  • At the expense of sounding un-heterosexual.. her idiotic stare is a turn off. I don’t think I’d do her. It would be like banging the corpse of a hot chick.. just wouldn’t feel right