Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mickey Rourke: Apparently NOT Dating Evan Rachel Wood

The fun starts around 1:05, where Mickey Rourke finds a very eloquent way of denying allegations that he’s dating Evan Rachel Wood. In his words: “She’s a good friend, that’s it. And tell that faggot who said all that shit in the paper I’d like to break his fucking legs.” Classy, that guy.

Oh, and you know what fucking makes me crazy? The leggy blondes who act sooooo annoyed by the paparazzi when you know they are loving this. Like, come on, sweetie, you’re not walking around with Mickey Rourke because he has such fantastic skin. You’re there because he’s famous and you want to be with famous people and you want the whole world to know you’re with famous people. And since the best you can land is Mickey Fucking Rourke, you’re thrilled that, for just one day, the paparazzi actually give a shit about him. So don’t yell at the paps, sweetheart. It makes you look even more pathetic.

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  • ugh and I thought the coolest thing about being a guy is that they tend to age so much better than women. guys: just say no to plastic surgery. chicks like older guys anyway. and, as long as you got some money, you just be able to find some sort of tramp to date.

    gross. mickey rourke is such a joke now

  • He is still in one of my favorite movies (pope of greenwich village) I love his acting ability.. and can’t really do much about the way he looks. His choice of words is something to be looked at, but I ain’t perfect either…

  • Go see “The Wrestler” to see what a “loser” and “has-been” can do, you pussies. Which one of you would leave a superstar career to be a boxer? And which one of you would get that angry only when defending a friend? Go judge yourselves, you pathetic, jealous never-beens and never-will-be’s

  • why get so worked up? Does anyone really care? Go thru what this man has been thru and see how “normal” you turn out. Bravo to M.R.