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Catherine Zeta Jones Shines

And this, my friends, is why I could never handle fame.  It’s just too much pressure.  You can’t even be an actor anymore.  You have to act, dance, sing, write, do Kabbalah, hit the campaign trail and bear multiple fetuses.  And you have to do it all while being sparkly.  Skin texture is so passe.  It’s all about looking like a fender.  I’m sorry, but Catherine Zeta Jones, a beautiful, beautiful woman, is the perfect example of going drag queen ballistic with the highlighter brush and tarantulashes.

Kristin Chenoweth took the night off from her jewelry box spinning ballerina gig to also attend the 4th Annual A Fine Romance To Benefit The Motion Picture & Television Fund event.

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  • i like kristin chenoweth’s look here. that very much suits her bubbly personality, and her makeup looks flawless. czj looks dewy – like she could use some powder. her hair is fabulous, however! she always does the romantic sweeping styles so perfectly. she’s a goddess!

  • I actually really like her eyelashes. Perhaps a bit too much makeup, or the fact that she has not been in the lime light for so long, all the lights and cameras made her sweaty! Lol.

  • I can deal with the eyelashes, the skin is a little moist for my likin’, but those painted on eyebrows are too much, FIRE YOUR MAKEUP PERSON!!!

  • dude… this has to be at least the 5th time I’ve seen pics of her at some event with her make-up being awful… she needs a new make up artist SO BAD… they have enough freaking money for it.

    regardless, I think she is GORGEOUS. it’s funny, she probably would have looked better with zero make up than she did hear.

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