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After Days Of Trying, Peaches Geldof Can’t Make Marriage Work

With a heavy heart I announce the inevitable, impending divorce of Peaches Geldof and her husband Max Drummey.  You know, sometimes sad things happen and there is just no answer to the “why?”.  This would be one of those times.  When you have a 30-day, MySpace fueled courtship you just think you know someone.  I’m not sure about her Harvard grad hubby but she definitely seemed to have the right ideas about marriage.  The nineteen year-old socialite Peaches told Heat Magazine “I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, ‘This is going to last forever,’ but I did go into it thinking, ‘I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while.'”  Which makes me wonder…is three months the glass anniversary?  Because they’ve made it almost 100 days now and I need to get a gift to them; would a bong be inappropriate?  The couple is denying a split but confirm that they have hit a rough patch.  In other words, they are so divorcing.

Peaches, the most normally named child of Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, is expected to resume her regular schedule of public intoxication and overdosing.

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