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John Edwards Can Never Eat In Public Again

Former North Carolina Senator and presidential hopeful John Edwards needs to hold on tight to his DNA.  Word has it that The Enquirer  has taken hold of a dirty diaper from Rielle Hunter’s baby while on their original stakeout at The Beverly Hilton.  Apparently getting a cup that Edwards drank from, would provide enough of a sample to determine if he’s the daddy.  Which you know he is.

The Enquirer better step on it and get that sample if they want to break the story.  Mistress Rielle Hunter is no longer receiving payouts from now deceased trial lawyer Fred Baron and the threat of poverty often leads to book deals.

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  • Let’s just assume the child is Edwards, which is horrible if he did that to his poor wife. Why if you were cheating on your dying wife would you not use protection. Idiot much? Thankfully American’s were shown if he’s too stupid to have an affair successfully – he’s too stupid to be on the public payroll, making big boy decisions.

    I expect since a dead man can’t send checks that Edwards will be setting up a blind trust fund and her monthly whore checks and child support will be forthcoming. Actually I think paying her 10 grand plus a month for the next 18 years is a fine punishment for behaving badly.

  • Poor, poor Elizabeth. I’d be SO pissed if I were her. I wonder how passive/aggressive she is? I think that I would make my husband’s life hell if he did that to me.

  • the stupid fucker probably figured his wife would be long dead before the baby was born and nobody would even bother writing about it. damn you elizabeth! damn you modern science! damn you broken condom!

  • John Edwards can suck himself. Seriously.

    He is such a disappointment… he has an amazing wife… a strong, intelligent, self-respecting women and he basically spits on her death bed with a trashy whore. A fame-grubbing, money-hungry whore who obviously knew how to set herself for life… you know John at least you couldn’t a picked something young and pretty… right? ..but no… you just went with the first one that offered.

    So way to go John…. you love your wife so soo much, huh?

    Here’s an idea… why don’t you try KEEPING IT YOUR PANTS … MORON.