Nov 06, 2008 at 06:05 am by Wendie

Now that his last wife is out of the picture to the tune of 16K a month, Danny Bonaduce is working on a new show titled The Next Mrs. Bonaduce.  I felt it was imperative to inform all the single or willing to leave their spouse women readers to know right away.  I’ll keep my ear out for the casting call date.  You’re welcome.

16 Responses to “Attention All Female Evil Beet Readers”

  1. sexytrini says:

    umm yeah, thanks but no thanks…

  2. rhoniluv says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  3. pajama momma says:

    Gah, he looks like carrot top’s evil twin.

  4. Veronica says:

    He and Kate Moss should get togother…

  5. sunnymom says:

    I think I need to call my therapist to get the ideas out of my head. Help they are eating away at my brain.

  6. Chuck says:

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  7. A says:

    haha brilliant commentary!

  8. Just Saying says:

    I just frew up in my mouf a little bit.

  9. Señor Loco says:

    To say Danny Bonaduce is gross is to give give gross a bad name. I can’t imagine why any woman would want to ever have sex with this guy.

  10. Ann says:

    If he didn’t do so much damage do himself I am sure people would date him, but his appearance just looks horrific… and creepy and…many unpleasant things…. haha.

  11. Indigo says:

    He is one seriously effed up individual. And gotta say, I love his shirt. It sums it all up for him.

  12. iiirene says:

    oh gosh that was scary!….thats so dumb they’re only doing it for the money..and VH1 is prob going to have this show just like the other 100 dating showes they have

  13. iiirene says:

    shows*

  14. Tracy says:

    Kill me now.

  15. censorthis says:

    ummm…..wendie, your headline sexually discriminates against donkey punch. just fyi.

  16. sfcgijill says:

    Heh $16 grand A MONTH? Yeh, except for the fact I’m already married, I’d tie the knot with him for that paycheck…

    No sex, tho. Ewww.

    In fact, that’d be part of the plan- divorce because of no sex. If we could get around the anullment thing for non-consummation, that is. There ain’t enough booze in the world to get me in the mood for that.

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