According to a new article in The Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie told Madonna that she “looked like a Granny” when onstage surrounded by her young backup dancers.Â I want to know what kind of familyÂ Guy Ritchie has.Â Because my granny had no muscle tone, peed the couchÂ and wore a housecoat so I’m not getting the comparison.
Guy’s fatherÂ spoke to the press about Madonna.Â “She is being beastly. She is saying, ‘Did you ever love me?’ It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she’s blaming him for that. She’s calling him an emotional retard. When he’s being bashed by her it’s horrid.”Â
I don’t really care why they are divorcing.Â What I do want to know is how soon afterÂ Guy and Mads called it quitsÂ did he come out of the closet and openly eatÂ aÂ steak or some other formerly prohibited, non-macrobiotic friendly meal?Â I’m thinking withinÂ the day.Â Eight years of not being allowed to eatÂ cheese should qualify as spousal abuse and ensure a healthy alimony settlement.