Oct 13, 2008 at 02:21 pm by Evil Beet

“No one suspected the fear that gnawed at me even as I lent my voice to the chorus of Bradys singing ‘It’s a Sunshine Day.’”

Just a taste of the hard-hitting prose awaiting the reader of Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, Maureen McCormick’s latest attempt to exchange her dignity for five more minutes of fame and a modest paycheck.

Maureen discusses, per usual, her drug habit, her depression and her chaotic and embarrassing sex life.

Next time, Mo, save it for your therapist.

10 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Cor a Looker says:

    When did she get so utterly old? Wasn’t she recently in a film…..that License to Wed one, not looking so….old?

  2. jk says:

    When Jenny? When?

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    Every time I see kids on set it looks like child abuse. They aren’t happy and don’t want to be there.

    More times than not their parent is a failed actress.

  4. ricardo says:

    bitch got fat!

  5. censorthis says:

    marsha, marsha, marshmallow!

  6. Dmarie says:

    wow even marsha got fat :O wow she’s so ugly now!

  7. Skunkwerks says:

    She used to be such a hottie,,now she looks like a fat slob,,,anyone see her on Paula Deens cooking show??? Hefty-Hefty cinch sack HUGE!!!

  8. rhoniluv says:

    just remember kiddies, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL = DEATH TO A CHICK’S GOOD LOOKS

    oh no? then answer me this…how in the HELL is Mrs. Brady (aka Florence Henderson) lookin’ better today than Marsha, Cindy AND even Peter Brady’s wife (Adrienne whatherface).

    booze is the devil

  9. Señor Loco says:

    Why does it have to be all about her? Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

  10. garth says:

    Hey, she got me off 30 years okay and she can still do it today!

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