Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katrina Bowden Is My New Girl Crush

I know that I need to separate myself from the cast of Gossip Girl. Blake Lively is taken and Taylor Momsen is, ya know, fourteen. (But she doesn’t look it.) So I’ve been on the lookout for my latest obsession.

Enter 20-year-old (totally legal!) Katie Bowden, who plays office siren Cerie on the Emmy-winning 30 Rock and is now making her feature film debut with Sex Drive.

Katrina is poised to give me everything I could ever ask for, including this photo of Seth Green standing next to a tall, beautiful woman and making this face. We’re off to a fabulous start.

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It’s not that I wouldn’t have sex with James Marsden at this point, it’s just that I’d be thinking the whole time about how I should have done this five years ago, back when he was hot.

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