I’m just going to copy/paste this whole article, because it’s all awesomeness:
It’s really over.
Hugh Hefner confirms he and Holly Madison are no longer.
“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells me. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”
The Playboy mogul says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.
“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible … She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”
Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?
Hefner says they’re still romantically involved, but admitted, “the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year.”
Hef ain’t wasting anytime getting back in the saddle though.
In the last week, he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon (pictured above). “They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hefner says.
And they’re not all he has to look forward to.
A college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews is also waiting in the wings. “She was testing here this past weekend,” Hef says of the centerfold wannabe, “and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.”
The 82-year-old Hefner laughed, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”
Oooh, a whole new group of Girls Next Door!
This is so totally like SBTB: The New Class. Except with way more sister-on-sister action.
I’m actually really sad about Hef and Holly. I think they honestly were in love, and it’s too bad Hef never thought to freeze his damn spermies.
this actually makes me really sad too.
i really liked hef and holly.
and those twins annoy the hell out of me and i think it sucks how they’re totally fine with auditioning for a relationship like they’re auditioning for a job.
holly was for real.
I agree. The only reason Holly is leaving is because the relationship is at a dead end. She wants a baby and he can’t give her that, and she wants to get married and he won’t give her that. It’s sad, but at the same time, I can’t blame her for moving on.
those twins are the most orange skinned people i’ve ever seen!
Sperm count? Whatever. It was quite obvious Holly wanted to marry-which wasn’t in the works for Hef. Hef is still married to one of his wives. Look at them trying to spin this thing into his sperm count. He didn’t want to be married and to have any more kids. Holly wanted to. He’s still romantic with Kendra–but it’ll be over when she moves out—yah when her play-pretend-im-Heff’s-girl lease is up and the twins get signed. Hey Hef—that chick from DanityKane is orange and available too.
at least they can thank hin for making them famous
Hef doesn’t look as happy as he does when Holly was glued to his side.
Aren’t the twins a little small in the … twins… for Hef? I thought all his girlfriends were stacked. Those girls look like A maybe B cups.
Hef will never, ever have to get a fake tan again. He’ll just roll around on one of those oompa-loompas like a chinchilla in (cheeto) dust and leave looking refreshed and citrusy.
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smile. well done!
Devil’s advocate question:
Usually I don’t comment on things I don’t watch myself, but I can’t bring myself to watch this show. If it were about a rich and famous 82 year old woman and her fresh young boyfriends who were all young enough to be her grandson..would You want to watch it? Maybe I just have a weak stomach.
And btw, doesn’t Holly know about sperm donors? And adoption? Not that I think it’s fair to a kid to have him with an 82 year old dude anyway. Most people agree kids need two parents, and Hef could keel over any second now. I bet they decided the sperm count story sounded better than “Hef got bored again.”
WTF? your twins and you want to have the same boyfriend? thats gross, grosser than hugh hefner
I agree Paige. I never got the twins thing. It seems a bit sick to me, the whole incest aspect, keeping it in the family and all.
their parents must be so proud!*
Everything about Hef is sick!!! He has sex with girls that are over like, 75 years younger than him. Seriously, he needs to give it up. This guy DISGUSTS me.
Thank you, Coral. Who in their right mind wants to have kids with an 80-year-old? Besides the total yuck factor, obviously that kid or kids would never have their father in their life…if he even lived long enough for them to have concrete memories of him, their only memories would be of Mommy changing daddy’s diaper right after she changed the kid’s. Totally unfair to the kid, and totally gross to put that mental picture in our heads. It was blecchy when Anna Nicole did it and just because Holly was a little classier does not make it easier to swallow (oh God, I said swallow…mental image worsening…brain imploding. I’ll send Hef my medical bills).
Also, could Hef look less interested in this picture. He looks like he wants some tea and a nap, not a roll in the hay with the Tropicanettes. Of course, the man has seen more poon and boob than a gynecologist, no wonder he looks detached and bored.
Those 2 wont last very long. They dont really seem his type at all, comparing to previous mates.
What’s up with their oompa loompa orange faces? Someone needs to hand them a rag with some bleach on it to get lighten that shiz. They sooo arent even comparable to other playmates and girlfriends, I wonder what possessed him to allow them to sit near by?
Ahh well…. I think it is sad about Him & Holly. I really do think they cared about each other, she must’ve had it pretty cushy with him too, so she’s really a girl to stick to her guns about being married & having a family to have left that relationship.
I like how he talks about girlfriends in the way a 3rd grader would.
Beet said this about Hef back in February: “I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.”
Made me giggle then, makes me laugh now. Hope you’re feeling better, Beet.
Hef is a bigger pimp than me!!! I was T.B.M.O.C @ Columbia.
Based on the photos from this party, the pickins at the Mansion have gotten extremely slim. I agree that Hef could not look less interested. Maybe after all this time the thrill is gone for him.
Because when I think of Hef, all I want to know about is his sperm count…
I have always found the thought of 82 year Hef with girls young enough to be his great-grandchildren really disgusting.
But for some reason I find it amusing?
It seems to me like Hef won’t marry, and that’s all Holly wants, so she’s walking away. They have plenty enough money to afford fertility treatments.
I think maybe it’s time for Hef to retire.
I don’t think it’s amusing
it’s just plain pathetic
with a lot of money involved
Those twins are fugly. Seriously.
Leaving someone you supposedly love over inability to have a child? There are plenty of kids out there Holly. I’m sure that Hef would have been willing to get an adoption rolling for the two of them. You know, help out a kid that has no other options?
I would say it’s either about the marriage thing or it’s about the fact that she’s sick of banging an old guy.
I do feel somewhat sad about Hef and Holly.
This twin thing is demented.. one thing being the huuuge age gap, another that, well, they’re freakin twins! This smells like incest and borderline pedophelia, sorry Hef.
I watched the show on and off, but always felt that Holly really cared for Hef and he for her. Her hope was that one day she would be his wife and mother of their kids. I believe Hef never intended to marry her or have any more kids, but she hoped to change his mind by standing by him. It was obvious that he has no intention of changing his lifestyle. Holly deserves more than he is willing to give her. I hope Holly finds someone to share her life with–she is a kind and loving person and Hef is losing the best thing he had going. Bridget was sweet and caring, but has a whole new career and life. I always found Kendra rather annoying and dumb. But wish them all the best.
BTW, I’m not up with the gossip–where did Hef meet the “Cheeto twins” and what was he thinking?? They appear to be sleazeballs that want to just cash in on a good thing. Hef could have plenty of women like them as I know they are “waiting in line” as Mary says. But relationship material?? I think not… They make Kendra look deep.