The Church of Scientology has reached out to Amy Winehouse in an effort to help with her spiraling drug addiction. Â
Narconon, based on the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard, is a rehabilitation plan with an approach of cold turkey withdrawal, hands-on healing, vitamin supplements and enduring insults and prolonged eye contact with a coach as a way to build trust. I know it also involves the counseling of the alien beings, known as a Space Opera, that inhabit her “meat body”.Â
Yeah. That sounds sane.
Kirstie Alley is the spokesperson for Narconon. Ahem.
wow, so there are space opera inside of me?
sounds completely reasonable. not.
that is the most insane religion ever. most religions have a plausible idea behind them, but aliens in my body? nay.
Poor girl. It’s amazing how fucked people become when they’re on drugs. Why? What makes them need that shit so bad that they can’t see the people they’ve become? I just don’t get it.
Heh.
Yes, and Scientology worked wonders with Kirstie Alley’s addiction to food !
Yeah, Donkey Punch–Glad i ain’t Kirstie, either. That must be why they’re grasping for Amy now–she has no other hope, as Blakie chose to stay in the pokey another long spell. Hmmmm-choice of lesser evils-scientology or death? This non-tortured Catholic would take death, but i’m happy & not in her shoes
Hey, if it works for her and saves her very talented body from death, who is to say she shouldn’t do it? I would hope that she would escape before being totally sucked in, but if the program will save her, why not?
It’s so scary how they go for troubled people! Amy needs proper medical help, not a bunch of brainwashing nutters filling her with mumbo-jumbo!!
i just can’t believe that the world can just stand by and watch her slip away. how sad.
I’m not a doctor, but doesn’t it seem like going “cold turkey” could kill someone who’s been abusing substances the way Amy has?
And I’ve heard that treatment for substance abuse only works long-term if someone really wants to get clean; has she shown any signs that she’s there yet? I doubt anyone can really help her until she seriously wants help.
As far as Scientology goes, it sounds like a religion from a sci-fi novel. Which is what L. Ron Hubbard wrote, right?
Ugh, Amy Winehouse is disgusting. Look at her.
I’m sorry, but this is why you don’t do drugs and shit like that.
YES! That is exactly what he wrote, haha. @Coral- the only drug that will kill you going cold turkey from is alcohol. Even herion won’t do that.
OMG. what an awesome title and photo. oh and the story with it is just amazing…. how bizarre!
Food addiction is one thing but a serious drug and alcohol addiction is completely different. Soon they’ll have her wearing peg-roll pants and penny loafers like katie…
But seriously, IMO, she’s too far gone. She’s just a suicide risk waiting to happen.
She may be 25, but Amy hasn’t hit bottom yet.
scientologists aren’t just kindly trying to help her- narconon costs alot of money. it’s a scam just like anything scientology related.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “””””C e l e b C u p i d.c o m””””””” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!–☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆———–
Not only a financial scam but just like most religions prays on the weak: the poor, the alcoholics, the drug addicted, and children.
“meat body” may possibly be the most revolting phrase i have ever heard.
Can we just send Amy to space and leave it at that?
@Lauren:
Thanks for the info about going cold turkey.
i’d like to say that i read 10 pages of this blog as a scientologist.
the part about jlo was fine, this part is full of misinformation and lies.
i have nothing to protect here, i’m not interested in converting any of you. but what i just read was full of lies.
we do not agree with the cold turkey approach, it is in fact assisted by an outsourced doctor.
the staring is called TR’s (training routines) with a coach is a course seperate and distinct from the puriff. On OT-TR3 Bullbait, it is as it is said, meant to create a focused individual determined to not be suided.
auditing these so called aliens is not taking place. It’s not known as space opera, and there is no such belief that aliens inhabit who you are. please stop reinforcing this bluff.
they would audit her but not anything like that.
they are only trying to help this girl out, they are only trying to have cause instead of watching her debase. Scientology has the ability and reach to help people considerably. They are just trying to help her.
If you want to make fun, do it from a good promoter. Not this.