Paris Hilton debuted her new single, “My BFF,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today.
I woke up this morning in a bad mood, just like I have the last few days. And I was like, “Oh, no. I am not starting another day like this. No way.” So I laid in bed for an extra hour and cuddled with my dog and listened to Beethoven to tried to get my head on straight. After an hour, I felt amazing. So much calmer. Less stressed. Ready to start the day.
I turn on my computer and see what’s new, and this is the very first thing I came across.
Sigh.
At least I had an hour of peace in my head.
OMG My BFF is SHT
it’s better than that awful britney tripe!
10 year-old girls everywhere will be thrilled!
Something must be wrong with me. I tried listening to that song and my mind kept wandering off to what was I going to have for lunch. Maybe I’ll grab something to eat and try again.
What did my eardrums ever do to offend Paris Hilton?
Maybe if we all pretend the song doesnt exist, it will go away.
But I doubt it.
She such a Britney-wannabe.
Britney is cool (Y)
As much as I adore Paris Hilton, these are the kind of lyrics I wrote when I was like, 11.
Pretty cringey stuff here, Paris.
Sozo, bbz.
Actually, it kind of reminds me of the lyrics that used to go along to the Pokemon soundtrack, like best friends forever and all that.
Only this was a boy and his Pikachu, on a show aimed at an audience no older than 13 years.
Not a fully grown woman seeking a new “best friend forever”.
*yes, I was a massive Pokemon fan, but that is besides the point haha*
OH Dear God NO!!!!! Someone please stop the madness please I beg of you!!!!!!!!
Oh Caz2, how cute of you to think that paris hilton wrote these lyrics all by herself.
At least the something-Stars and “Nothing in this world” had some catchy-ness to it. That is just plain and un-interesting and boring in every possible way. Not good Paris, not good.
Yeah, I think this song is pretty awful. But it sounds about right for the theme song for her new show.
uhh..at least now there’s a song to dedicate to your bff?
I don’t know.
this.
is not.
music.
sighhh.
i feel bad for beet for having to listen to this even a little bit.
poor, poor beet :[
hey guys!!! lets be nice k?? i really really like the words! THEYRES SO SWEET AND GOOD AND ALL! and its not really terrible! come on, you guys are like everyone else who says paris hilton sucks just cuz everyone else does! come on guys! are you actually listening to the song?!?!?!?!?!?! i really like it! I LOVE YOU PARIS! ROCK ON!
well.. it’s better than Heidi
i don’t get it, this is in the same category as all that other crap that you like- miley britney lindsay demi whatever. it’s the same.