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Bikini Time!

SamRo and Linds are enjoying some vacay time in Cabo together … and in bikinis.

Hotness!

Thanks Emily!

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  • I never thought Samantha Ronson would wear this type of swim gear. (Let alone pink with flowers on it.) I agree with Skye….this is weird to me too!

  • Samantha in pink? For some reason that doesn’t fit…

    I expect her to run around in like, board shorts or something less… girly. Even though she’s a girl. I guess that’s very stereotypical of me.

  • Ugh. That’s put me right off me dinner.
    I reckon SamRo should get a black bikini with boyleg at least. If not boardies as you say Tracy.

  • No wait I’ve had a closer look/perv and I think I know what’s happened. They’ve probably got there and SamRo was wanting to sit on the beach in her jeans and AC/DC t-shirt (teamed with sneakers and a fedora for once). Linds would have said come off it Sam you can’t swim in that – I’ll lend you some gear. Don’t worry she would have said, its a private beach, no paps- no one will see you in a bikini.
    So Sam borrows Linds’ backup bikini… and now its on the internet. It’s the only explanation for this weirdness.

  • It always looks like Sam was born with Spina bifida, why cant the girl ever be exactly up-right? Come on, be a man and put those shoulders back sister!

  • I have to agree…. too weird. I think that ‘mcbiscuit’ has the right of it. You see the pic where Sam is checking out the paps w/the binoculars. She’s probably thinking “Damn…..”

  • mmm…yes…a little surprising to see samantha in a bikini but still, these two are just too friggin’ adorable together. however, i m torn-need my daily LOHAN but jeez can t they have ANY privacy? ahh well, GO LINDSAY wooohoo!

  • Yep, mcbiscuit & momster, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head…tho we don’t know, maybe she secretly likes pink girly things (like Linds!)

    Dingle has a great point too – not spina bifida, but definitely sloping shoulders (compare these girls from the back). Sam needs to work on her posture & take calcium or she’ll be looking at osteoporosis in her later years.

  • Well considering SamRo is practically naked side by side with the gold standard in hot bodies she’s bound to compare unfavourably.
    If she were practically naked side by side with say, me, she’d come out of it looking quite hot. Relativity innit.

  • Samantha can’t win. First, she’s too boy-ie. And then, now when she wears “gender appropriate” clothes, they’re too girly. Maybe it’s your expectations that are all messed up and not her body or gender performance?

    Plus, McBiscuit is absolutely right. Samantha Ronson is standing next to THE gold standard in bikini hotness and looks pretty damn banging.

  • This is easily the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. HoHan and SamRo’s faces are bad enough, but seeing them in bikinis? BARF!

  • Another funny thing……Whenever you go to these fancy private resorts, it is always crazy how the staff has to wear full on business atire while standing outside in the sun and the ‘guests’ are in string bikinis.

    I guess we always want to be clear who are the “haves” and “have nots.”

  • samantha spend much of her time trying to look like jack white from the white stripes and then wears a pink bikini?

    word.

  • Hah! A long time ago I made a comment on this site about wanting to see Sam in a pink dress. A bikini’s close enough. I’m happy. Now I’ve got to start wishing for money.

  • Is it just me, or does Sam not know how to walk? Even in her other pics, she’s walking awkwardly or slouching. She needs a confidence boost or something.

  • Sam does not have great legs. What are you people smoking? She has no shape to them with no calves. You who wrote that stuff are obviously really young and brain-washed about the real shape of a woman’s body. Yes, Lindsey looks good and those of you that think Sam looks good are spending too much time on the ana websites.

  • hotness? i am 41 yrs old and i look better than both of them. i call it grossness for samro and average for lindseylo.

  • Thanks, CT, what a cute picture! And casey, yes, she has terrible posture…but it seems like dating Lindsay Lohan should be enough of a confidence booster.