Sep 12, 2008 at 12:17 am by Evil Beet

Why let the girls have all the same-sex fun?

Marc Jacobs and his husband, Lorenzo Martone, go for some full-on PDA after spotting the paparazzi during a lunch at Pastis. Heh, the photo agency says they were “french kissing for what seemed like minutes.”

Hee. “French kissing.” When’s the last time you actually spoke those words? Like, “Sooooo, how’d the date go?” “Oh, it was amazing. We French kissed.” Seriously the last time I used that phrase I was probably trying to come up with a euphemism for oral sex for one of my little cousins. Like “Yes, sweetie, I do French kiss my boyfriend. And not always on the mouth, either! Go get me some more vodka from the kitchen and I’ll explain.”

Marc and Lorenzo wed this summer in France.

20 Responses to “Make-Out Sesh!!!”

  1. V. Eye Pete says:

    Who are they and what do they do? (beside the obvious I mean)

  2. mambaX says:

    Marc is a fashion designer and I have no idea about the italian.
    Beard on beard must be strange feeling, I guess, but I’ll never find out.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I just googled Larenzo lol and he is actually not Italian he is Brazilian and he is an advertising exec.

  4. Roma says:

    Marc Jacobs denied that a wedding took place almost immediately after the rumours started circulating. Take it for what it’s worth.

    http://www.fashionweekdaily.com/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=6614832

  5. maria says:

    Marc Jacobs is god!

    They do look cute though.

  6. TSS says:

    They are two flaming homos spreading disease.

  7. me says:

    @ Pete. Marc Jacobs is a pretty famous designer and his ‘husband’ is not a ‘kept women’ per se

  8. climbhigh36 says:

    Beet,

    You totally LOL’d me with the euphemism and the vodka.

    BEET RULES!!! :)

  9. Señor Loco says:

    Yech! Puke! Vomit! Gag!

  10. joan says:

    sadly, again, we have a case of someone (v. eye pete) who mysteriously can access evil beet, but not google. sigh.

  11. 101DoFollowBlogs says:

    I’ve heard some good things about this blog. Remember to balance the pics with the text tho. cheers!

  12. BippityBoppityBoop says:

    Ooh love Pastis! And Marc Jacobs turned out to be a hottie. Anyone remember his nerdy emo days?

  13. mambaX says:

    thank goodness he is not italian
    I have my reasons,lol

  14. wpolochick says:

    Figures he’s Brazilian – Brazilians are hot!

  15. Ashley says:

    marc jacobs is hot, hot, hot.

    lol @ joan :)

    wtf @101DoFollowBlogs..don’t fuck w/ the beet ;)

  16. censorthis says:

    re; the new homophobic rules as it relates to this post.

    i think they’re darling, beet. just darling. plus, they get the added benefit of free exfoliation of the skin around their crotches with those magnificent fuzzy trimmed beards.

  17. peter says:

    i want girls fuck

  18. ezgi says:

    marc jacobs is awesome designer. love him :)))

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