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“If you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido, but you know, I never got any complaints.”

Lance Armstrong, in a new interview with Men’s Journal.

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  • my computer hates me! and who cares about Lance, what has he done recently? He is not a star, why are people making him one?

  • Is it my monitor, or did Lance just finish making out with Bozo the Clown? Why is the area around his mouth all red? I

  • When you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are indeed not a sex champion, but you are a f***ing lunatic. Nothing says sexy like sitting on a bicycle seat for a quarter of your day in tight shorts with your nuts pushed half way up your ass.

  • re: getagrip: umm…in this freak of natures case it would be having your NUT pushed halfway up your fact, with just one nut, it might actually fit all the way.

  • I am a cancer survivor of three years now, and Lance is such an inspiration to me. Sitting in that chemo chair for hours, being so, so, sick, and still not knowing what each subsequent mammogram might bring – I would think of him and what he accomplished after having been giving a 0% chance of survival. He inspired me and has done so for countless other cancer survivors too. He is a hero and a tireless champion of survivor’s rights – and has accomplished far more than any of you sodding lowlifes combined probably ever will.