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John McCain heartily greets Levi Johnston (pictured with Bristol Palin) as he arrives in Minneapolis for the RNC.

What a dashing young lad!

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  • He does clean up well. I was probably threatened that he would get popped if he doesn’t play along.
    Their lives are so ruined.

  • He does clean up well. He was probably threatened that he would get popped if he doesn’t play along.
    Their lives are so ruined.

  • He probably is thinking that is waaaayyy cool that he got to meet Yoda in person. That and he banged the hot chick and the hot chicks mom.

  • Oh my – his hair looks really bad (did his mom cut it?) and they are both really, really young…
    They both seem very proud of themselves, though… Strange. Very strange.

  • Wow did they ever do a number on cleaning up his image. I would be scared shitless if I was him. Republicans are infamous for executing people they don’t like.

  • He is cute but this is nuts!!! Brown and grey do not look that great together. Guess he didn’t get the memo.

  • John McJerk looks as though he is telling them,”don’t you kids worry about a thing. Family values and abstinence be fucked. That just the shit we tell our knuckle dragging, dim-witted voters in West Virginia and Alabama to keep them happy. Real Republicans only care about their stock portfolios and not paying any taxes. Just keep smiling and I’ll see to it that you are both set for life.”

  • I can’t get that baby daddy song from the 90s out of my head. “T-Bird, that’s just my baby daddy!”
    Poor bastard.

  • Great. Now every redneck is going to think getting so ‘ho knocked up will increase his chance of meeting the president. Sssswwweeettt!

  • And, Beet… I am guessing you didn’t watch the RNC last night. Guess who else was there?

    Michael Phelps

    And before you all go getting so political on me, just let me tell you this. I am not going to get into a name-calling imaginary fistfight on here.

    I watched all of the DNC too. I like to be informed. Of course I also like my Phelps barely clothed, but it took me a while to get over the shock of seeing him there.

    One thing I will say, since I can because I’ve watched both of them… I know it’s a political stunt, but there’s more of a “melting pot” represented at the RNC than the DNC. The DNC was mostly just black and white.

    Just an observation.

  • What convention were you watching? There were like 3 black people in the audience of the RNC. I hate them for exploiting this teen pregnancy and shotgun wedding to their advantage, but I must say that Levi is one sexy man… definitely cleans up nice.

  • I am with Brittany…. This is really turning things around, like it won’t screw up their young life because they have money and position behind them. It seems to be sending out signals to High Schoolers everywhere to go get pregged up and sit back and enjoy all the attention and fame. He does look like he’s loving all the attention. McCain look really bad. Healthy people don’t look like this. Palin is a big phony. Vote against these people please.