Today's Evil Beet Gossip

A Modern Romance

Heh.

You gotta love this.

Cameron Diaz is chatting on her cell phone while her boyfriend, model (and Aniston ex) Paul Sculfor is texting on his.

I like this photo because it pretty much typifies every relationship I’ve been in during the past, like, five years. Like, “Yes, dear, you are very pretty. Now go entertain yourself while I talk to the people whose conversation I enjoy. I’ll call for you when I need you to be pretty for me again.”

Hey, whatever works.

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  • just like in the words of that famous comedian….”quit it already….ya gotta let people miss you a little!!”

  • What is it with these guys and the dirty grey (formerly white) V-neck Hanes T-shirts? Shit, I can save a whole lot of money if that’s acceptable now-a-days! :-)

  • um, down unda, i guess you don’t know that a plain white t-shirt and jeans is like the best outfit any guy can wear, ever. i prefer crew neck with levis 501’s, but many variations can be done well if you don’t get all gangsta with the jeans. no ball hugging either.