Before she was John McCain’s out-of-the-blue VP pick, Sarah Palin (nee Heath) was a sportscaster in Alaska. This clip is a riot. You know you’ve really made it when you’re reporting on the Iditarod. God, did anyone else have to read that book in, like, third grade about the little boy who had this amazing dog and they ran the Iditarod and then the dog died like ten feet from the finish line and the big scary Indian picked up the dog and carried it across the finish line? Okay I don’t even remember the name of the book but my eyes are welling up with tears just thinking about it. And sorry to ruin the ending if you’re a third-grader reading this. Actually, if you’re a third-grader reading this, go get your mom and tell her I said she ought to pay closer attention to what you’re doing on the Internet. You know what? Don’t bother. She’s probably too busy drafting an angry letter to her Congressman about how Miley Cyrus isn’t doing an acceptable job of raising you.
What was I talking about?
Oh, right. Sarah Palin.
Now people are murmuring that her youngest child is not actually hers, but rather a kiddo her daughter popped out — out of wedlock, of course. Talk amongst yourselves.
Thanks Chelsea!
If people all over the internets can claim that Barack Obama is a secret muslim, I wholeheartedly agree with those same people believing that Palin is covering for her teenage-mother daughter.
Also, if it’s true, that’s so much better than an affair, even with a prostitute. I support politicians really mixing up their scandals.
The daughter was gone from school for an awful long time, right after a breakup ummmmmmmmm.
Hey I mentioned it 1st in the comments section 2 pictures ago!! Thanks for the no credit, Beet. :(
I have been all over the Sarah Palin gossip this weekend. Politics + Gossip = my nirvana.
Several locals have chimed in over at this fantastic blog – http://mudflats.wordpress.com/ – and say that Trig is Palin’s, but the daughter Bristol is *currently* pregnant.
Babygate, Troopergate, Bridgegate…..
This shit is gonna hit the fan. McCain has only just now sent up a team to vet her.
can they change the VP choice??
Stone Fox!!!!!!
And I only remember that because my mom is a 4th grade teacher and her kids read it.
Puck me
The baby is Palins but what people should be upset about is the fact that Palin decided to stay and finish up a speech after her water broke and then got onto a plane and flew back to Alaska!??? I’m shocked no one is talking more about the fact that she knew she was having a baby with Downs (meaning Trig prob has CHD and prob needed surgery after being born) and she still decided to take an 11 hour flight to Alaska.. not a smart decision.
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