Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Daddy Time!

Geez, ya know, when I was a little kid and my dad wanted to spend some quality time with me, he’d, like, toss me into the car and let me eat chicken wings at Hooters while he watched the game with his buddies.

Brad Pitt?*

Takes his sons to the Venice Film Festival.

It’s clear that I was not loved as a child.

* Question: Should we start calling him Brad Jolie-Pitt? I think yes.

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  • Pax needs a hair cut. He’s my favourite out of the brood, but he looks like a pretty little girl in that first photo!

  • He looks very…retro, but cool.

    And those kids are so lucky! They got plucked from poverty into the fucking best life ever. So cute.

  • I think Brad looks like an idiot. Wear some damn jeans when you’re out with the kids for god’s sake.

  • You know..this just kind of makes me wonder…what exactly do Brad and Angelina tell their children about all the paparrazi etc.

    How exactly do you sit down and say..”yes children, we are one of the most famous couples in the world..and you guys…well..you are all famous because of that.”

    It just has to be a weird conversation to have…ON TOP OF having to explain that for the rest of their lives, they are probably going to be followed around by creepy guys holding massive cameras in their faces..and that’s just the way it is. I think its sad really.

  • Is Brad walking to auditions for a role. I like vintage/retro…but this is ridiculously ugly. Mix and match with modern… he looks like one of my crazy uncles from the 70’s!

  • I think he pulls the look off well. How many guys can wear a pink suit and look that good? The suit is really cut well and I can’t even imagine how much it costs. He looks perfectly at home in the suit as well. It is casual yet elegant and he look like a man in it. We should all be so lucky. Way to go Bradley! The kids look like they are having fun…. My dad used to look this good when he dressed up. I only ever looked this good with the help of the wardrobe people at the studios. On my own I am a farmer. Alas.

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